divorced single mom of 3, loves white water rafting, fishing, hiking, camping, riding 4 wheelers, music, playing euchre, pool, darts, watching a good movie when its raining or snowy outside
WE ARE HERE TA SAY WE LOVE YA IN ALL THE GREAT WAYS GOD WOULD HAVE US BE IN HIS EYE AS A LOVING COUPLE WITH SUCH GREAT AND PRECIOUS FRIENDS AS YOU ARE TOO US ! YOU MEAN THE MOST TOO US AND WE COULD ONLY WISH AND WANT THEE MOST FOR OUR VERY DEAR FAMILY OF FRIENDS ! SO PLEASE WALK WITH GOD AND US DOWN THAT VERY PRECIOUS PATH HES PUT IN FRONT OF US ALL ! WE ARE VERY HAPPY TA SAY WE WOULD WALK ANY WHERE ITH YOU AND GOD ANYTIME YA WOULD ASK US TOO ! GOD BLESS YA OUR VERY DEAR FRIEND OF OURS ! BUT WE ASK YA TA ALWAYS KEEP US IN MIND IF YA EVER WANT TA WALK WITH US AND GOD THROUGH ANYTHING !
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer and the parrot stepped out onto John's out stretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"