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MyHotComments Have a great Friday and an awesome weekend my friend. *hugs - Denise



MyHotComments Have a great Friday and an awesome weekend my friend. *hugs - Denise

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

Hey Guys! THANKS to all who joined me on the Live chat
last night on BLOGTV! Here’s the link if you missed it –
www.blogtv.com/people/stephaniecarcache
I will be performing my “hotâ€� debut single at the MIAMI MUSIC FESTIVAL Dec. 10-12 for the first time
just before its release – hope you all come down to Miami
and enjoy this awesome event!
xoxo
Stepha**

Hey! THANKS for the support!!!
Featured in the Adidas “The Musicâ€� Soundtrack, she is
now working on her album and new ‘Hot’ single - Coming Soon!
See Stephanie LIVE at the MIAMI MUSIC FESTIVAL Dec. 10-12 n chat with her LIVE on BLOGTV Tonight 11/18 @7:30 pm EST
www.blogtv.com/people/stephaniecarcache -
Ck out link to see her last special guest Tiffany Thornton!!!
Much Love

U KNOW U LIKE MY NAUGHTY JOKES ;) LMAO JK JK This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

JOKE OF THE DAY :There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Enjoy your Sunday my friend, make the most of it! Live, Love, Laugh - often! *hugs - Denise
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Enjoy your Sunday my friend, make the most of it! Live, Love, Laugh - often! *hugs - Denise
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