You Are Mature

You are mature enough to have a child. The big question is, should you? Consider all of your options before moving ahead with this plan. Do you make enough money? Do you have a stable home life? Are there people who you trust in your life to help out if you need them to? Having a child is no small decision. It takes a lot of careful thought and preparation before you should go ahead with it. However, once you have everything set in your life, you'll be happy to focus solely on your newborn!

Russell Brand

Russell Brand should be your red carpet date! You love making crude jokes, just to see if you can get away with them, and usually you do! Not everybody appreciates your crazy sense of humor, but those who do just love you - especially the opposite sex! You love the attention, so it's all good. You have a clever way of finding fun in the most unlikely and boring places. You and Russell would have a great time making fun of everyone on the red carpet and asking them horribly embarrassing questions.

Great Catch

You are a great catch! You are everything a BF/GF could want and more. You always put your significant other's needs before yours, and that's rare. Just be careful; you don't want to end up being a doormat. People like you are one in a million, and you don't want to be taken advantage of. If you're currently single, you won't be for long!

Definitely 1 or 2 Kids

Well, looks like you are on the way to the American dream. Well part of it. But perhaps you aren't American? Oh well, who cares, you some day (or perhaps already) will be the proud parent of one... and maybe more children. If it makes you cringe inside that isn't a good thing. You need to either smoke more pot to ensure sterility, or lower that limbido. For those that want the kids, remember to be responsible. Congratulations ether way though... You aren't over populating the globe!

Columbus

You are Columbus! You wouldn't think someone with a wicked case of irritable bowel syndrome who is afraid of the rags they use to clean tables at chain restaurants would be a likely survivor of a zombie apocalypse, but anything is possible in Zombieland. You're a total World of Warcraft nerd whose virginity is questionable, and you're head-over-heels in love with someone who held you up with your own gun. In addition to being afraid of everything, you are ridiculously sensitive, so you were pretty devastated when you accidentally shot Bill Murray. Then again, who wouldn't be?