TAG YOU'RE IT!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST.
ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET.
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors,
DON'T panic, you're just in my heart!!!
Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!!
Adam & God
God said, 'Adam, I want you to do something for me..'
Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?'
God said, 'Go down into that valley.' Adam said, 'what's a valley?'
God explained it to him.
Then God said, 'cross the river.'
Adam said, âWhat is a river?â God explained that to him, and then said,
'Go over to the hill....' Adam said, 'What is a hill?'
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.'
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, he said, 'In the cave you will find a woman.'
Adam said, 'What's a Woman?' So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'
Adam said, 'How do I do that?'
God first said (under his breath), 'Geez.....'
And then, just like Everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the
cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'
And Adam said.....
Ray & Bubba (Arkansas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away..
Ray shook his head and laughed.. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government....
.... and helping to design the "stimulus package."
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awe, come on... You don't even know the way to the Post Office."