00Jeff~GyM,GyMj,WOW,EGOowner E*Iownr,101st,psyk,OIAis relaxed and refreshed after a great vacation down in St. Croix and I am back in the saddle again.19 days ago
About Me
I am so not good at describing myself, but here goes: My name is Jeff, and I just hit the BIG 41 in May!!! I live on a small farm in Somerset County, Pa, where we have a few animals (well more than a few lol), and raise some organic veggies, but mainly flowers used for not only my personal garden, but raise to sell to wholesale buyers. The guys that work here, and myself run and maintain 9 commercial sized greenhouses and 6 smaller 96' X 30' greenhouses. For fun, I love to play golf, tennis, swim, fence, fish, ski, go scuba diving, and take my sailboat out on the lake. I am an amature photographer, and love to take photos of my place here, the gardens, and the animals. I play the guitar and piano, and it really relaxes me on quiet evenings. I have lived where I am now for almost 6 years now. I am originally from Jonesboro, GA, and grew up in the old homestead that has been in my family since the early 1800's. I'm a pretty average guy that's been far too fortunate in life. I've traveled to a lot of places in the world, that I have had any desire to go to, a few times over. I am married to the most wonderful man that was my best friend for 9 years. A few things about me? Well HMMMM; I'm confident, yet shy, but on the other hand never met a stranger. Handy in multiple definitions and a walking contradiction, as you can already tell by now. I'm sarcastic and fun-loving to the point of overkill, well sometimes. If you can't handle it, I'm sure you'll learn. I am the type that wakes up happy and singing. Once I have my Starbuck's House Blend coffee, I am on fire for the day. I am what I am, but, I have so many ways, you are bound to like some of them. I've got straight teeth, 4 pillows on my bed, 1 in each car. I enjoy Stargate, Star Trek, Star Wars, old MacGyver re-runs, old westerns, old WW2 movies, Band of Brothers, SciFi Channel, HGTV, Hallmark Channel, microwave popcorn, and Crest Cinnamon or Crest Orange toothpaste, and Crest white-strips. I think Taco Bell should add sour cream to every menu item standard. I took my SAT's with a NUMBER 3 pencil. I want to meet the guy who invented the Post-It Notes and yellow highlighter; I love those guys. Builder's Surplus is my second home, a close to tie to the first. Winter time blows, Spring/Summer and boiling heat is where it's at; fall is cool too. I dig dive bars and places that sell imports, large frosty imported Brit ales and beverages, sports, fishing, sailing my boat, riding my horse, pork ribs and good company. Just some classic pics of myself and friends included in my album, some of my gardens and farm, yes, I know they're not all great, but some were taken with care - that's the point! If you want to know more, just ask, I am an open book. Thanks for reading this, and I wish you all the very best in life and what it has to offer. Jeff
You are classicism! Most prominent in ancient Greece and Rome, classicism is one of the first great philisophical schools of thought. You believe that the universe is sensical, intelligible and beautiful. You may want to hook up with Aristotle or Plato, they share your sentiments! You are concerned with ethics, mathematics and science in both a brainy and personal way. You are smart and intelligent, so put these gifts to good use and don't feel intimidated by the daunting process of logical proof.
READY TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY!!!
Your one of the best in bed! You know what your partner wants and how they want it. You love to try new things and love being in control when in bed (or where ever you might be). They beg you for more and they wish you'ld never stop.
You're a go-getter, a jet-setter. A mover and a shaker, and oh yes, even a love maker. You love to run off with your sweetie to exotic places, and even local haunts. Kissing on a date night out is perfect for you because it's what you do every night!
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong....
LIFE IS LIKE THAT
No matter how grimly
I've struggled and panted,
The things I accomplish
Are taken for granted;
But what a collection
Of comments they drop
Whenever my efforts
Result in a flop!