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jordan smith needs a good girl that would treat me right. 13 days ago
18, Male, Single
Last Login: 13 days ago
About Me
ask me for my myspace, im 18 and i live in cape coral florida text me at 239 357 4689 if u like and if you want to hang out just tell meor add me on msn jordaniscrazy@live.com or yahoo eldiablojordan@yahoo.com
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November 9, 2009
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BOOM|BUCK|SOB$|2WC Miz Ro. 1:41 pm
jordan commented in myMag on "If You have been raped". 1:29 pm
"add me ppl lol"
jordan commented in myMag on "Army". 11:08 am
"i myself is going to signup prob friday for the army"
jordan commented in myMag on "My sister!". 10:36 am
"telll her you were made a girl and not a guy and if she changes than you will not respect her as much"
November 7, 2009
jordan commented in myMag on "Transsexuals". 5:15 pm
"well maybe so but its wrong when you turn yourself to the opp sex"
jordan just laying down and listening to music,anyone want to chill? 12:32 pm
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October 09, 2009 11:24 AM


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-mandy-
September 23, 2009 10:27 PM

Spread the word! xD






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sLAuGHTeR
September 16, 2009 10:42 PM

Imma Kill U- Insane Clown Posse

fu-fuck you
fu-fuck you
guess what
fu-fuck you
fu-fuck you
guess what

first i slap your head with a bat
the bloody splat crack on impact
wind it back whack your cheek bone
stomp your nose in 'till it's gone
pick you back up and puch your gut
double you over and fold you shut
let you drop and invite the crew
to kick you face in two- oooooo
racist bigot you dirty demon
dig your eyes out while your screamin'
drive your head into the concrete
use your forehead to paint the street
child abusin' piece of crap
a couple of knee drops across your back
rip your pants down for the cause
take two bricks and clap your balls

ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you
ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you

pig molestor where you headed?
in your back my knife's imbedded
take my car jack and wreck your knees
'cause you sicker then an ass disease
some teeth fall out, you swallow the rest
bang! pow! boom! and your mouths a mess
some how your tounge's hangin' out'a your neck
and i ain't even barely got started yet
throwin' stars stickin' out'a your forehead
keep you alive to make you feel more dead
down your throat with a broken bottle
kick to your neck then make you swallow
stomp each and every rib 'till it breaks
and when it's all over hell awaits
take this hammer poud out your scrotum
pancake food left for the rodents

fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up- duck bitch!
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up

ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you

i say beat you say that ass
beat
that ass
beat
that ass
i say beat you say that ass
beat that- bitch ass
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
bang boom pow boom bang
let your fists swing
bang boom pow boom bang
let your fists swing
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
i say beat you say that ass
beat
that ass
beat
that ass
i say beat you say that ass
beat that- bitch ass!
fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up

ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you
ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you

fuck you up... fuck you up
ha ha ha haa haaa
fuck you up... fuck you up
ha ha ha haa haaa

ha ha ha, ha ha ha ,ha ha ha haa haaa

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sLAuGHTeR
September 14, 2009 02:31 AM

"Fuck The Fuck Off"-Shaggy 2 Dope.
Guess who's back in this bitch again
With a fresh set of balls bouncin' off your chin
I'm 2 Dope
Switch my shit up, no
For these hands to grope hoes, and bitches hoe
Now everybody thinks their shits the wickedest
Them hoes spittin wicked shit is ridiculous
Back off, jack off, ya'll ain't spooky
Bitin' my CD's like they delicious cookies
> From Sicily, France, back to Bangladesh
Ain't no fuckin' body bout to hang with this
Fans get punched in the head with a bass
Drop rhyme after rhyme, headbuttin your face
Fuck off, this shot, spin my nuts
Ya'll be suckin more dick than sluts
I'm crackin this CD in half with the scrubness
Now fuck the fuck off, who finna bump this?

Chorus: (x2)
This shit ain't for pussy heads (So fuck off)
This ain't for you rookie kids (Fuck the Fuck Off)
Bloody creatures carve your head out (So fuck off)
This the shit that brings the dead out (Fuck the Fuck Off)

I don't need a fuckin band for my beats
Mike Clark and me both bootin' your cheeks
The stage, the mic, and a Juggalo army
Hoes climb up and try to grind on me
Any dumb freak tryin'a steal my stage
Gets punched in the ass and kicked in the face
Fuck your dresscode, I swing my balls
Fuck your restrooms, I'm pissin on walls
Securities look like weak ass wrestlers
Pettin' kids down like child molesters
I'm sick of this bullshit, I'm Shaggs the Clown
We cuttin' craniums off then drag em around
You know me, when I drive by, mumbling sparks
In the little yellow bus, packed full of retards
And we off the charts, under the radar
Deep in the dumpster where the real Juggalos are


Chorus: (x2)
This shit ain't for pussy heads (So fuck off)
This ain't for you rookie kids (Fuck the Fuck Off)
Bloody creatures carve your head out (So fuck off)
This the shit that brings the dead out (Fuck the Fuck Off)

CAN WE GET A WITNESS?!(x6)

Diss my shit and get shot in the back
You ain't gonna be the first bitch I smacked
The clown walk boogie, I mastered the move
Cuttin through wiggies with somethin' to prove
On who?
Us?
Me?
Shit, please
Lick these
You're a Shaggamaniac, you can't ignore me
And tell your mom to fuckin fuck off for me
Fuck these hoes, they tryina take riches
I'm the Southwest Strangla, windpipe tangala
I'm gone too fast, with a ninja poof
Skeet on your face is the only proof
Fuck Off! That is what I tell the Earth
I've been runnin with the Hatchet from the day of my birth
So who the fuck you think you're fuckin with?
YOU CAN FUCK THE FUCKIN' FUCK OFF, BITCH!

Chorus: (x4)
This shit ain't for pussy heads (So fuck off)
This ain't for you rookie kids (Fuck the Fuck Off)
Bloody creatures carve your head out (So fuck off)
This the shit that brings the dead out (Fuck the Fuck Off)

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sLAuGHTeR
September 12, 2009 05:18 PM

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you.
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J.

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sLAuGHTeR
September 11, 2009 12:58 AM

http://www.gorillamusic.com/25000-record-deal-contest-voting/ please vote for the escape artists.

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sLAuGHTeR
September 10, 2009 11:03 AM

i come equipped with an axe and some love handles vampire out the water straight yo land, can a killa that you know fuck you better than i can if you say that they bitch your a lie you musta never had a juggalo between ur thighs didnt like the fat kid that was cuttin ur lawn now you givin head shot to yo favorite song SO BITCH YOU THINK IM SEXY ANDDD YOU EWANT MY WILLY THEN YOU BEST EXPECT ME TO SLAP YOU IN YO FUUUUCKIN MOUTH.

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sLAuGHTeR
September 09, 2009 02:38 AM

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sLAuGHTeR
September 07, 2009 10:04 PM

I'm Down With The Clown. Till The Day I Die.

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sLAuGHTeR
September 06, 2009 08:52 PM

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sLAuGHTeR
September 05, 2009 03:27 PM

hatchet man Pictures, Images and Photos

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Daisy
August 25, 2009 10:51 PM

view my profile please
and while youre there you should sign up for social vibe :)

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Jacki
August 25, 2009 12:13 AM

Hey all =) VIP runs out today.... third free week Ive had.... they'll probably give me another soon because they love me <3 hehe so Ill mass send again then! Hope youve enjoyed your gifts and listened to and took heed of the quotes Ive sent in stickers =) Also... my inbox is being completely overloaded atm so sorry if it takes me a while to reply to any mail you've sent me =) Hugs and wishes, Jacki xxxx

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Jacki
August 23, 2009 11:48 PM

=) mass autographs while I have VIP! xxx

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Daisy
August 23, 2009 12:41 PM

hi :)
have a nice day

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August 19, 2009 12:05 AM

Make me a sign??
i will RTF

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JinxyAKAJennah
August 08, 2009 01:43 PM

pweas help! I want to know if I should get my hair done likerz this!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NO2UOMMYKZ0/SRLBUIXaBzI/AAAAAAAACW0/1m71gODgGao/s320/Razored+Scene+Hairstyle.jpg

pweas tell me yes or no (if no why) and if yew has other photos of how yew think i should do my hair please show me!
~xoxo Jennah~

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JinxyAKAJennah
August 04, 2009 08:23 PM

Squeeeeeze!!!
You've been given a hug.
I WANT ONE BACK!
if u get back 3 ur cute,
6 ur beautiful,
9 ur sexi.
so start hugging

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JinxyAKAJennah
August 04, 2009 08:07 PM

Sexiest Picture ...Come on it's fun....dare you!!!!
The Sexy Picture game.
The object of the game is.....

1.) Go to the profile of the person who sent you this message
2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE", add w/e else u want
* * NOW THE FUN PART * *
3.) send this to all ur friends this in an autograph and see how many comments you get on your pictures
Sometimes do you wonder just why the people on ur friends list decided to add you? Was it because of your profile, your picture, or just to make their network larger? Some of them never send a message, never send a bulletin, never read a peep out their keyboards? Send this to everyone on your list, see how many will actually respond, and if they dont send it they are scared(=

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Tamy
August 03, 2009 11:15 PM

what's your myspace? you said to ask :]

lol.

what's up homie?!
:p

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