WANKER'S OWNER *I'm chillaxing in a jacuzzi with my lady friends while making new friends at myYearbook, and pimping their pictures by buying/selling them.yesterday
you know everything about the series!! i can tell you are clearly obsessed. and read the Personal Correspondence alot! twilght lexicon is probably your life like the book....it's nice to know that are fellow twilighters who know as much as you. =]
Edward Cullen, an extremely gorgeous vampire who falls in love with a human(bella).He has a gentle heart(even though its not beating lol)and is very caring.Anyone messes with your bella though and their done for.You arent a big fan of werewolves either.You are extremely graceful and you are very stubborn.Edward can read minds.Well everyone but bellas.
Mysterious and charming, you hold wisdom beyond your years. Most people in life may not understand you as deeply as you wish they could, but that doesn't stop you from caring for them whole-heartedly. You're willing to go to great lengths for the people in your life, even if it means sacrificing your own happiness.
There really is no patch of sunlight for you right now. Everything is grey and you're simply wallowing in it. Sure, things might not be going so well for you in the work/school, love, family, or friends department right now, but you need to try to at least think sunny so you can start walking around without that dark cloud over your head.
You're a total sweetheart. Candy, pastries, cakes and pies, you love it all! That's why the idea of stirring your hot cocoa with some candy canes couldn't be any sweeter. People love to be around you because you're always smiling, and can brighten anyone's day!
You know how to do it up right. When there is a party, you are the one on everyone's party list because you really know how to get things going. Whether it's startin' the Soulja Boy or engaging the wallflower in a conversation, the host brings the booze and you obviously bring the spirit. Party on party person, let us hear some noise (we know that you will anyway)! It's time to get out there and get your party on!
You are interested in finding that ''True Love'' and are willing to seek out as many choices as possible, Or you may also let Life do all the work, and bring that someone to them.Heart Of Gold
You are VERY SMART!!! wow! you did good in the quiz, you could maybe be a great proffessor like Albert Einstein, or maybe you just don't get fooled easily.
There is no end in sight to the place you will go. With your optimism and energy the world, and everything that is beyond it, is wide open to you. All you have to do is embrace it. You understand, more than most people, that the world is what you make of it. And that's why it is possible for you to conquer the universe. The only thing that limits you is what you can imagine, so go take the world by storm.
You are so damn hot, I'd hook up with ya if i didnt already have a boyfriend! And thats an awesome compliment 'cause i am pretty hot. Anyhow, have a good day. Thanks for takin the quiz. :P
You're cappuccino! Easy-going and calm, you know how to have fun, but you also know how to buckle down and work. So go you! Your life is pretty well balanced, and so is your coffee habit, too. No worries about caffeine addiction here.
You enjoy the simple, new age pleasures of life. You worship music that requires no talent at all and you idolize people who should be despised... like Paris Hilton, who gets paid for being dumb. You're all about cars, ladies, pimps and bling. Chances are you don't even know what the word pimp actually means.
You are Jack Bauer!!! You always save the day, you have a sexy voice, and have the longest days too often. Almost all of your love interest's die or just get sick of your need to save the world. Your not afriad of sticking it to the man, and if people would listen to you things would get done a lot faster.
Quick and painless is your motto when it comes to ended a relationship. You don't like to beat around the bush-- you give it to your ex-bf/gf straight and honestly. While it's great that you respect him/her enough to give him/her the truth, remember that for someone particularly sensitive, the truth can hurt. Maybe you might want to think about reserving some of your thoughts for the sake of your ex's feelings.
You like to party, Get Drunk, And basically have a good time. You need to settle down though because you're kid's might start to hate you for it. You're Cool and people love you .. when you're sober.
you are both emotionally and physically scared a never ending pain caused by others betrayl,mistrust,and lack of reliabilty inflicted this pain.they say theres always a light at the end of the tunnel if you cant see it,maybe its true maybe its not but just hold on help is on the way.i hope .
You are the messenger of God, and serve as a medium between Heaven, Earth, and Hell. Your color is blue, your direction is South, and your element is Water.
If food is your passion, Top Chef should be your top location. From Torts to Souffles, you are clearly an artist in the kitchen. Sure going up in front of the panel of distinguished food and wine critics every week is like the perdition of receiving a weekly review from The New York Times, but if you win you will have the freedom to cook whatever you please.
As the Beatles said, love is all you need. Your eyes are full of stars and you dream of that special someone to share your life with. This is a beautiful thing. Just be sure not to give your heart away too freely or it may end up broken a lot more than it is fulfilled. Wait for the right love that lifts you up and makes you sing. When your heart takes wing, that is when you will know that your life desire is fulfilled.
you think your sexy and all that which you are.. you have all eyes on you at all times and if you notice one is staring the other way you get jealous.. but your still pretty and have all the boys/girls wrapped around you finger
You are a beast. You take atheltics to a new level. You are what keeps the school running. You are probably a quarterback, point guard, pitcher, or captain to some sport.
You are sort of lazy! You fall right in the middle of the lazy spectrum - not too lazy, but not amazingly active, either. Everyone has lazy tendencies every now and again, whether it's eating a microwave meal over a home-cooked one or skipping a workout session. Just make sure your inner laziness doesn't get the best of you, because there are certain things you can't afford to be lazy about - bills, homework, your health, etc. As long as you understand that, it's totally cool to veg out in front of the boob-tube every once in a while.
Well, it looks like we have the next Dr. Sue or Dr. Drew on our hands. You know the ins and outs, pun maybe partially intended, of sex and it's great that you know what's what and how to be safe about things. However, beware because most others aren't. So spread the sex education instead of the sexually transmitted diseases, but try not to be too technical about matters-- it can kind of take the fun out of it!
You should ride a rollercoaster at Fright Fest! Let's face it: hopping on board an eighteen-story rollercoaster that drops and loops you at breakneck speeds is just about as thrilling as it gets, but at Fright Fest it's even better! There's just something in the air around Halloween that brings out the thrill-seeker in all of us, and you are no exception. In fact, you live for excitement! Just don't gobble down too many Snickers before hitting your favorite coaster.
You're practically fearless, and you never mind taking the lead. Even though you may be a bit of a diva sometimes, you'd make for a great singer. Just go easy on your band members and mind those high notes.
Angelina Jolie should be your red carpet date! You are high class all the way, just like Angelina. You would never say too much to the reporters about your personal life, but you just can't help that the paparazzi wants tons of photos of your sexy self! You love being super busy, but you're somehow able look good no matter what you're doing. You prefer spending time with your family as opposed partying at red carpet events, so you would probably only stay for a little while and then leave on your personal jet.
You are Lestat de Lioncourte. Lestat is ambitious, rebellious, and adventurous, and been through many ordeals. Created in 1784 in Paris, France by an insane sorcerer, Lestat was never given a chance or a choice to immortality. Although he is relatively young, he is extremely powerful, and experienced both Heaven and Hell, and returned to earth for ever changed, and a bit of a raving lunatic. He is both beautiful and strong, but incorrigible. His nicknames include: The Brat Prince, the Perfect Monster, and A Damnable Creature. Adieu, mon amour!
Wow. Did you just hit the lottery? Because all that hard work and dedication you put into your life has really paid off. You've never been one to let an opportunity pass you by, and that's why everything you've wanted has come your way. While having a mansion and swimming in green is everyone's dream, make sure you keep up with your social and love life. Having people to share your success with will make it that much more worth it!
Ever wonder why you feel so comfortable watching The Tudors? Well, it might just be because you were one. You were accustomed to being adored, and your wish was EVERYONE'S command. When you fell in love with someone, he/she became your spouse. When you grew tired of someone, you banished him/her from your kingdom. It must have been good to be King/Queen.
Youre the kickass Premo. You prolly skate and/or surf. If you dont then you definately love the beach. You are easy-going but very focused too. What can i say?? You must be pretty sweet if your shoe is a flip flop!!
Congratulations! You are totally trustworthy and your boyfriend or girlfriend can pretty much trust you with their life! You would never give them reason to worry and you are constantly thinking about them, no matter what you're doing. You know that trust is the basis of a healthy relationship and you wouldn't dare do anything to put your relationship in jeopardy. You're also upfront about your feelings and you know it pays to always be honest with the person you're dating. Devotion like yours is hard to come by, so your partner is lucky that they've found such a great catch.
You are Cid Highwind. A character in Final Fantasy 7. Destined to be the first man to explore the stars, Cid is one of the best pilots in air or on sea. With an excellent knowledge of machinery and expertise at his hand. Your name will appear in every Final Fantasy.You are stubborn and egotistic, but you live life to the fullest and you are willing to throw yourself in any challenge regardless of the dangers.
Look at you and what you have going on! Sounds like all your dreams came true because you stuck to the path that you believed in and never gave up on yourself -- even when others had lost faith in you. You're making the big money now because all your hard work has finally paid off. Congrats!
You are like me! Fighting is your life, but you don't take fighting as just fun violence, to you fighting is an honor and you use your strength to defend yourself and those close to you.
You are a very deep person who is incredibly passionate-- you love to try new things and when you do, you always dive in head first. But sometimes, your passion translates into a bit too much to take. However, that passion also means you tend to be very loyal and you commit to things and people in your life. Some might think you're too intense, but that's fine-- you want to know you're surrounding yourself with people who appreciate your unique sense of humor and POV.
You'll try anything once. Why not? It's not like you have to do it again after that, but there's no reason why you think that something should be judged before it's tried. Though a risk has always been a turn-on for you, you might want to at least pause before you do some of your antics.
You were in your car and you were speeding, and you were so horny so u started rubbin your 9 in. dick and you moaned softly and then you see blue and red lights were flashin by and you yelled'' OH FUCK!'' then you pulled over and this sexy ass cop came over and she said '' you were speeding mister '' then she looks down and sees your dick is hard '' oh well then, do u want ur punishment now or later? '' she says winking at you. '' i dont know what will i have to do for me not to get in trouble'' you chuckle and smile.'' well first you need to get out of this car.'' she says in a seductive voice. '' yes ma'm'' you say. ''Now put your hands up where i can see them and put your arms on your car and turn around'' she says so sexy. ''whatever you say'' you wink at her, she starts searchin you and she pulls ur hair and rubs your dick and says '' ohh '' then she turns you around and kisses u with so much passion. '' oh officer am i goin to jail?'' you ask. ''no your goin in my car'' she winks and says it in a seductive voice yet again. you do as she says and sits in the backseat, she comes in and handcuffs your arms to the handle.'' its time for ur punishment'' she says it sexy. ''okay bby'' you say. she then gets ontop of u and kisses you with alot of passion and then she takes off your shirt and grabs whip creme and puts it on all of your stomach and she lix it all up and pinches ur nipples sweetly. you moan slightly, she laughs and pulls her shirt off and then her skirt and starts making out with you hardcore and you get harder and she gets wetter. she then takes off ur pants and boxers really fast and then she lix the tip of your head and she deep throats you and doesnt stop, she keeps going and going and you cum all over her mouth and she licks it up and giggles, you get so horny tht u say'' GIVE ME THE KEY'' she laughs and smiles and unhooks u and you grab her and push her onto the floor of the car and handcuff her to the handle '' oh ur gettin rough, i like it rough'' she says and winks at you. you then take her bra off and start making out again and you massage both of her boobs and she moans '' OHH _____ YESSS!!!'' and you get her whip creme and puts it on your boobs and puts cherries on ur nipples you lick it up and then bite the cherry off and started suckin on her boobs and her nipples are hard and she moans more. you then take off her panties and you go down on her and rubbs her clit and she moans more. you then start to tongue fuck her as hard as you can, she then grabs u with her legs and your sittin on her and you both do 69 and you both moan '' OH ____ YES!'' she moans and your like '' FUCK YES!!!'' you guys cum in each others mouths and then kiss and have a tongue wrestle with each others tongues and you both cum again. you then put yourself inside her and she keeps moanin and you keep thrustin and keep going faster and faster, harder,harder,harder,harder you both cum at the same time into each other and you ask '' so am i introuble? '' she says '' no unless you dont give me your number and we do this everyday'' she says and kisses you.
''Life is a temporary phenomenon. What lasts is Love.'' While your body might not last forever, your love always will. You're not afraid to give a relationship everything you have, even if it takes everything you've got. What you want is beyond this world's physical pleasures, you want the eternal - divine love.
What would you do if you knew you could avert world-wide catastrophe by killing someone? That's the premise of 'The Dead Zone,' You're not into horror proper, but more the psychological thriller genre. You like asking tough questions and trying to find out your own answers. Good for you. Stephen King has said he considers 'The Dead Zone' to be his best book.
Your mind is filthy! You basically can't even look at a banana without smirking. In fact, you can relate most fruits and vegetables to various parts of human anatomy. You are somehow able to find sexual connotations in everyday conversation, whether they are actually there or not. Your brain works as a filtration system to allow you to only hear the words that can be even just the slightest bit sexual, which results in you answering a lot of questions with ''That's what she said.'' In other words, you're a total perv!
This year, the stars will align and you will find that someone special-- if you already haven't yet. True love is hard to come by and you know that since you've already been through the ups and downs of relationships, but this year, things finally work out. It may be hard, but nothing that's worth something is easy. Remember to stick by your guy/girl and don't sweat the small stuff-- you don't want to lose this one.
The minute you get in your car, you assume something will go wrong, despite the fact that you follow every law. You really aren't a fan of driving, although it's the easiest place to get from point A to point B usually-- I mean, your palms practically stick to the wheel. You've got to loosen up a bit and understand that not everything is textbook. Just be aware and that should be enough.
you slick as a bird, quick as a cheetha and crazy as a dodo bird. You sometimes break the rules only if there is reson. Your charm has helped you and your freinds out of trouble and you entertian people to cheer them up.
''I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papa, paparazzi...'' You media whore, you! When it comes to craving attention, you play a cat and mouse game with all the best gossipers. Just like Perez Hilton blogging about GaGa's latest exploits and whether or not she's wearing pants, you love to keep people guessing!