Your mind is dirty! You love yourself a good hooker joke, but you're not one to go about reenacting it. However, your mind is like an encyclopedia for bizarre and disturbing sexual terms - whether or not your unique perspective on these matters comes from personal experience is anyone's guess! If it seems like your friends are ignoring your texts and e-mails, it could have something to do with the obscene amount of dirty messages you've been forwarding. Remember, not everyone enjoys watching turtles mate.