How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One... men will screw anything What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween? Pump kin What do anniversaries and toilets have in common? Men always miss them What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball What about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse Couple's in the living room. He says, "You're dry tonight." She says, "You're licking the rug." Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends. What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? "Are you done?" Why do women have tits? So men will talk to them. What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced or single.