I'm not a perfect girl.
my hair doesn't always stay in place &
I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy &
sometimes I have a b r o k e n heart.
my friends & I sometimes fight &
maybe sometimes nothing goes right.
but when I think about it &
take a step back I remember how amazing
life truly is & that maybe, just maybe.
I like being unperfect...
Miss. Lady i certainly enjoy your friendship and gifts which brings a smile to my face !! Wishing you all days ahead full of peace and happiness : ) Your friend Dale
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
i'm sending you an angel hug
to brighten your day.
your angel will smoot out road
should trouble come your way.
she'll ease your disappointment
and take away your fear
until music of your dreams
is only song you hear.
she'll plant the seeds
of love and hope
deep inside your heart,
and her touch of sunshine
will make the clouds depart
so when your feeling weary,
fustrated,or blue
rememder that your angel
is there for you.