You are Tallahassee! You are a man on a mission, and that mission is to eat the world's last Twinkie. Besides witnessing the end of humanity, your most traumatizing moment in life was discovering an abandoned Hostess truck that was not filled with your favorite snack cakes, but with Snowballs. It's not the flavor of coconut that you hate, it's the consistency. Even though you're a tough guy, you've learned to enjoy the little things in life such as killing zombies with banjoes and destroying bric-a-brac in Native American gift shops. Your most sound advice? ''It's time to nut up or shut up!''
CHRISTIE LEE WAS HERE SHOWIN LUV, WOULD LIKE TO PUT SOMETHING FANCY BUT IT SEEMS TO NOT LET ME:( ANYHOW, SHOWIN LUV FOR YA,MY FRIENDS RAWK AND ARE THE BEST! XOXO