A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
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Hey :D
Yet another mass *Pokes*
Hope everyone is having a great day ^_^
Im like, SO bored on here!
Myyearbook changed a lot >_>
So I've been on random sites, like zwinky and imvu :D
So hey, if you have either one of those, add me on there!
My Imvu :
My Zwinky :
Thank you :]]]
So yeah, add me on there xD
If you make an imvu, add me and send a message
If you make a zwinky, then leave me a z-note ^_^
Hope some of you do :D
*Yawns* Cus yeah im realli bored.
Thats it xD You don't have to keep viewing my profile lol.
^_^
~*MASS! Sent to EVERYONE on my friends list from V.I.P*~
Heyyyy!!!!
Guess what!
[Insert everyone saying "What the hell do you want Mimi here"]
Weeeeeeeeell, since you so nicely asked,
I HAVE VIP AGAIN!
Yeah yeah yeah. I know. Ew
I know last time I was really demanding, do this, do that
All im going to ask for this time is a simple profile view :P
Thats it
Other than that..
Oh yeah
One more thing!
Smile? :]
Everyone deserves to smile and have an amaz. day just because!
So I hope that you are :]
So how's everyone doing?
Any plans this weekend? :P
^_^
Well, since i know you people have waaay better things to do then reading this, I hope you all have a great night =]
Peace hoooes :P
[Just kidding for you serious types ^_^] '
~Mimi~
*P.S If anyone wants to talk on something besides myyearbook, if you haven't alreadi added me :
PLEASE STOP BY AT MY PAGE AND SUPER VOTE FOR ME ONLY IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. THE PICTURE OF THE UNIVERSE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IT JUST REMINDED ME OF HOW MUCH GOD LOVE US. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE THAT HE EXCESS BUT THIS PHOTO IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME TO BELIEVE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IT JUST BLOW MY MIND.