trisha rosendahlMaking new friends and loving my true friends on yearbook. Getting ready for the holidays, let the festivities begin. Happy Holidays!!!3 days ago
Easy going, good hearted and want the best for everyone. Lifes to short to hate and play petty games. No matter how hard it seems enjoy the one and only life your given. :) Looking for good friends maybe more tired of all the bull that is at the bars and clubs just happy hanging out and having fun with good people with good attitudes......
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
You are a good catch! You keep things balanced in your personal life, and you're very accepting of others' differences. YouâÃ�¯Ã�¿Ã�½Ã�¯Ã�¿Ã�½re smart enough to have learned from past relationships rather than letting them hold you back. You know exactly what you want out of a relationship and you keep your partner's need in mind too. You definitely have what it takes to have a healthy and happy relationship!
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
You like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.
HELLO HOPE YOUR DAY IS A GOOD ONE WELL I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS BUT SO MANY PEOPLE ASKING FOR HELP WITH BATTLES I CAN'T KEEP UP TO MAIL SO IF YOUR INTERESTED IN GROUPS AT ALL I HAVE STARTED COUPLE AND CAN GET TO YOUR BATTLES EASIER BUT I AM STILL TRYING THROUGH MAIL JUST SOME OVER BY TIME I GET TOO THEM SORRY WELL ANY WAY HERE THEY ARE
I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"