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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five blondes - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver is obviously confused, and says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly - twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am," the officer says, "I have to ask... Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."
As most of you know i have not been on lately due to Major PC Problems. As of this week i am either leaving YB or might be staying its came down to what happens in the next few days. I am not hearing from people like i used to. And in all honesty the site has gotten to be a pain in my azz. If you can and would like to see me stay on here i need some help guys. Broke due to fact that friends keep leaving site without any notice and have lost over a billion in Lunch Money the little i had i have been buying bk my favorite pics. And for that many of you don't even say Thank you or even visit my page. I have always thanked everyone for the things they do for me. Some people on here have no class whatso ever and for that i will not buy your pics bk any longer. Like i have always said "If you don't like my attitude then delete me!" Sorry, but i am a straight shooter and will not tolerate the crap that alot of people dish out on this site. Your idea's and thoughts are appreciated but when it gets down to you giving ultimatiums and shit you are gone. I don't play that shit. So with that all said and yes i did wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning i will let you go. Have a great weekend and hope to see you on my page today-like i said it has came down to the next few and my decision will be made.
Have a great day!