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Ok now i need a favor ~~~ Tomorrow is my Wsky Bitch TaTa aka my favorite cocktail server's Bday-----Could you please do me a favor and go to her page and buy her a bday shot and tell her Sweetheart says Happy bday...and if you dont have her as a friend add her cuz she fuckin RAWKS!!!!
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WOW SUNDAY ALREADY

from my recipe box to yours.

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Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
Stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was
Perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
Poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. Turkey

1 cup melted butter

1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)

1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to
Taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter
Salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
Baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven
Door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

And, you thought I didn't cook.

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Go back to bed and start the day right...

wishing you health happiness and above all love

I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?

The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!

He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"

The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.

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The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

stopin by your page to show some love, can u do the same. xoxoxoxo
your friend,
Audrey