Your mind is clean and pure! Wow, we didn't know that monasteries were allowed to have Internet connections! Your mind is so innocent that it's surprising you even took this quiz. You tend to hate any kind of sexual jokes because you think they're dirty and wrong, and you don't understand them anyway. You are very conservative and your friends probably give you a hard time about it. Kudos on the whole having morals thing - not everyone has that kind of self-control!
You changed the face of feminism with your good looks and assertive sexuality. You weren't afraid to bare it all, but demanded that you still receive the same respect as any woman. While many might have snubbed their nose to you once, people have since embraced you as an icon of what it means to have the beauty with the brawns.
You are Doug Billings! Doug is about to get married, so his friends take him out for one last hurrah in Vegas. But by the time his friends wake up in the morning, they realize that Doug is missing and their only clue to his whereabouts is his mattress, which seems to have been impaled by a statue on the roof of their hotel. They eventually remember that they left Doug on the roof as part of a practical joke. Like Doug, you often find yourself as the butt of a lot of your friends' jokes - they�re lucky you haven't flipped out on them by now!
Ah, the tramp stamp. You want to get a tattoo to show off your body - not the tattoo itself. Tattoos to you are the new accessory, and you'd prefer to place yours in an area where you have an excuse to show some skin.
You are Justin and Jessica! You and your partner have a very low-key, easygoing relationship, just like the celebrity couple. The two of you are happiest when you�re together, so you don�t need an excuse to hang out. In fact, your couch is your favorite date spot - it's a great retreat in your hectic lives! You guys are a great match and both know what you want out of a relationship.
Not everybody can be a dead celebrity, but you can be infamous for being a placeholder for the common guy. You're more than happy to not be just another fame-seeking, money-hungry person. You'll make a good life for yourself the best way you know how, and as far as you�re concerned, that's what life is all about. The fact of the matter is, no matter how high up the totem pole you make it in life, everybody dies. It's the great equalizer