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Ursula PetryThornton Have a great Monday everybody. Goodnight. 2 hours ago
55, Female, Married
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About Me
I am a German and miss "Good Old Germany" . I am an old-fashioned, honest, kind, sensitive, respectful, outspoken, open-minded person. I try very hard to be perfect, always like to be on time, don't like liars, treat everybody the way I want to be treated. I like to help people and I am a good listener, if you have a problem.
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November 23, 2009
Ursula took the quiz "Do you know the secret to boys?" and got the result "U Pwn teh Boys". 1:10 am
Ursula took the quiz "How Pretentious Are You?" and got the result "Not Pretentious At All". 1:07 am
Ursula took the quiz "Which Naughty Season Are You?" and got the result "Summer". 1:05 am
Ursula took the quiz "What Is Your Perfect Job?" and got the result "Photographer". 1:03 am
Ursula took the quiz "What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You? " and got the result "July". 1:02 am
November 22, 2009
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What's Your Temperature?
You're Warm
You're Warm
Congratulations Goldie Locks-- you are juuuuust right. Not too cold and not too hot-- people see you as compassionate. They can trust you and know that you'll welcome them with open arms, but you're not overly friendly to the point of making people uncomfortable. Keep on doing what you're doing because it seems to be working perfectly.

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What Color Best Describes You?
Blue
Blue
<b>Blue can represent...</b>peace and loyalty. It is also a universally popular color.<br>You are well liked by everyone. People come to you with their problems, and you do what you can to make sure everyone gets along.

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What's Your Nighttime Personality?
Midnight Chatter
Midnight Chatter
When the lights are low and the rest of the world is asleep the poet in you comes out. You're online till the wee hours of the morning, meeting all sorts of people that you never see during your regular nine to five school day. You can express yourself freely with the people when you are online late at night. So let your inner voice speak and type away till the sun comes up.

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How Do You Win Someone's Heart?
Compassion
Compassion
You're a shoulder to cry on, and you always have your arms open for a hug. Your willingness to listen to your crush and really hear what they have to say shows just how caring and respectful you are. Conversation is important to you in a relationship because you need to make sure that you and your crush are destined for love. Anyone would be lucky to have you crushin' on them!

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What’s Your Love Quote?
Don't you miss...
Don't you miss...
''Don't you miss the nights we talked for hours AAampersandAAAAampersandAA I held the phone up to my music saying... 'this is the part that reminds me of us.''' Music speaks the words that your heart cannot. It's through lyrics that you're able to connect to the one you love, and share the emotions that you never thought you'd be able to share with anyone. True love, to you, is a song that hugs two souls.

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Where Should You Go On Vacation?
Eiffel Tower
Eiffel Tower
As a hopeless romantic, you can easily picture yourself standing under the Eiffel Tower with a lover in your arms. You don't question life because you know that everything that's meant to happen will, and that life is in the journey not the destination.

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What Aura Colour Are You?
Blue
Blue
Blue auras express creativity. People with blue auras usually have a strong attraction to rhythm in music, art and poetry. You love to express yourself in your creations and art. People with blue auras usually are great teachers and great public speakers.

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what does your name say about you?
you are free spirt person, nuttin cant stop u

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How Do You Handle Rejection?
Thoughtful Rejectee
Thoughtful Rejectee
You take into consideration as to ''why'' you were rejected. You pride yourself on making good decisions, and therefore want to learn from your mistakes. Of course, you are not always wrong when rejected, and you are aware of that. You are a good judge of what is fair and what is not, and are always willing to learn more. You look at life as one big learning experience, and you are not afraid to apply both the good and bad experiences to your future endeavors.

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What Eye Color is Best for You?
Brilliant Blue
You should have vibrant FreshLook ColorBlendsTM Brilliant Blue eyes! You skip through life with the perfect blend of passion and peacefulness. You're never one to let bad news get you down; instead you turn that frown upside down. You live your life based on what your heart tells you, and believe that the best comes to those who wait.

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What animal-spirit lives inside of you?
Bird
The spirit of the bird lives inside of you.Birds are free and considered to be happy, humming and singing their lovely tunes all the time.They are pure and innocent.So are you.You have a sunny spirit and always try to help.But sometimes, tie a ribbong around your heart easily and you feel sad and helpless.Then you need to think of the birds flying in the sky, wild and free, humming their songs of joy and trying to cheer up the sad ones in this world.

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What Kind Of Puppy Are You?
Saint Bernard
Saint Bernard
Hopelessly devoted and in love, you are the gentle giant of the pup-world. You have an innate ability to calm others, offering them both protection and relief. You in return crave the companionship that those around you provide. You're pretty hassle free, but you certainly deserve all the pets and playtime that you can get.

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Which Candy Are You?
Candy Hearts
Candy Hearts
You are a romantic at heart! You shower your significant other with love and devotion! You are creative and are not afraid to wear your heart on your sleeve!

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What animal were you in a past life?
Panther
Panther
Nice. You're a panther. Silent, deadly, lives in the forset, what more could you wnat? The balence/senses of a cat, the ability to spell rather good, and you might even have a few friends! Online is good. The internet is good for you. but stop going on so often, you're a bit anti-social. Go out with some friends sometime.

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Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
Taking Sexy Back
Taking Sexy Back
You know when enough is enough! Congratulations! You have that perfect balance of dirty and clean that most people strive for in their life. You know when something is funny and when it is inappropriate. More than that though, you know how to appreciate the beauty that IS the opposite sex. You’re respectful and observant. If only we could all be just like you. Then perhaps American Apparel ads wouldn’t exist!

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What's Your Make Out Method?
You're a Loving Lip Locker
You're a Loving Lip Locker
Like the fairytales you read when you were young, a make out session should involve a white horse and setting sun in your mind. You're very traditional when it comes to kissing-- when, where, and how are all pretty by the book, but extravagant, too. There are high expectations for the person whose lips are graced with yours-- let's hope Prince/Princess Charming comes along soon.

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Are You With A Cheater?
You've Got Nothing To Worry About
You've Got Nothing To Worry About
Those longing stares into each others' eyes are not bull-- you two really have something and you shouldn't let your neuroses and jealousy get in the way. Of course, s/he'll be talking to other guys/girls-- s/he's allowed to be friends with other people, right? If you become to concerned with how your current bf/gf is around anyone else, s/he's not going to be able to put up with your irrational ways and you could loose him/her. Trust that what you have is special and that nothing could come between you-- if you don't, that's when the trouble will start.

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What’s Your Good Luck Charm?
Rabbit's Foot
Rabbit's Foot
Ah, the good old rabbit's foot. Once believed to bring good luck in reproduction and sexual health, the rabbits foot now stands as a reminder of the human nature of being superstitious. While you may not believe that the rabbit’s foot can actually help you ace that test, or score that hottie in homeroom, it won't stop you from carrying it anytime soon.

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What Should You Do This Summer?
Workhorse
Workhorse
You work hard for your money and the summer is the best time to do that. You have expensive taste. You've been angling for that new car, computer or shopping spree for ages. Well now is where you need to earn it, in sweat! Get out that ice cream scooper, start grinding those espresso beans and set your alarm for the butt crack of dawn, you're working this summer. Don't worry, when you cruise in to your school parking lot with that brand new Escalade or start uploading new pictures and lightening speed, you'll know that it was worth it.

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FOR YOU GIRLS! what do you most hate about guys?
perfectionist untrustworthy not honest

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which shoe best fits your personality?
fun
fun
you like fun shapes and colors and everyone loves you for your unigue personaliity

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Which Magical Dark Creature Are You?
WereLeopard
WereLeopard
You are a wereleopard. Very sensual and intense - dramatic even. You're fast, agile, graceful, strong, and you have kickass eyes. Very touch oriented - you need constant contact with other warm cozy people to be at peace. Playfull and furry no one will complain when you want a cuddle - or a little more. Okay or maybe even a lot more... Purrr for me baby.

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What kind of lips do you have? *PICS!*
Kissable Lips
Kissable Lips
You have Kissable Lips. Well you know that you LOVE to kiss and your lips were made to do it! It doesn't matter how you kiss because with your lips they all feel special!

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Are You Depressed?
You Are Borderline
You Are Borderline
While you might have a case of the frowns, it will soon turn upside down. It's natural for people to get into a funk now and then, and the melancholy you might be experiencing will probably pass soon enough. Chances are there your emotions just have a natural swing to them, and you'll be on your way towards happiness in no time at all.

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Who's You Fashion Icon?
Katherin Hepburn
Katherin Hepburn
You don't anyone push you around, do you? You do pretty much whatever you want, especially when it comes to the clothes you wear. Katherine Hepburn was the same way. She worn blue jeans and menswear in a time when that 'just wasn't done'! She cursed and argued her way to stardom, and looked fabulous doing it!

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Can You Be Trusted?
You're Totally Trustworthy
You're Totally Trustworthy
Just like Honest Abe, you know how to uphold the truth. Sometimes, people perceive your efforts to be truthful as being a bit holier than thou, which is, let's be honest, a bit annoying. Unless you're planning on running for president in the future, it's okay to falter every now and then. Don't worry-- we won't tell.

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What Is Your Perfect Job?
Chef
Chef
Order Up! You are the Chef- making people happy and feeling full!

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What sort of best-friend are you?
Your a True Best Friend!
Your a True Best Friend!
Your a True Best Friend! People wonder what a "bestfriend" means..well the defination is YOU! You are such a wonderful friend, the only friend another could ask for. Sometimes you can get mad, its what people do! But hey you get over it quickly. People love you for you and they wouldnt change you for a thing!

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How Well Do You Play The Field?
You Are A Cheerleader
You Are A Cheerleader
You know how to play the field, but you'd rather be cheering someone else on. You've known love, and are possibly in a relationship right now, but you don't feel pressured to keep up the game. Being your friends' cheerleader allows you to enjoy the fun and flirtation without having to go through the drama of dating or leading someone on.

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What does your horoscope really mean?
LEO - The Lion
LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

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What Color Is Your Soul?
Red
Red
You have a Red Soul.

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What's Your Love Forecast for 2009?
You'll Find True Love
You'll Find True Love
This year, the stars will align and you will find that someone special-- if you already haven't yet. True love is hard to come by and you know that since you've already been through the ups and downs of relationships, but this year, things finally work out. It may be hard, but nothing that's worth something is easy. Remember to stick by your guy/girl and don't sweat the small stuff-- you don't want to lose this one.

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What's your learning style?
Learning by Rote
Learning by Rote
You learn by rote, or by repitition. By doing something yourself and often doing many times, you can memorize almost anything. However, you have difficulty with things not involving a kind of process (things like philosophy). This is a very common kind of learning that most people have at least limited access to, though those especially good at rote learning can become the most technically skilled people around.

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7 Deadly Sins!
Your out of Hells way.. For now..
Heaven? Well I don't blame you, Hell is so overated..

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How are you feeling today? ((PiCS!))
Calm
Calm
Wow... You're beyond normal. That's hot! Definately hot! ;) You are quite the great friend everyone wants. You must have a ton of friends who comes to you for advice? Let me guess, yes! You're too sweet and you understand so much about people. That's nice! You're momma' taught you so well my dear. Today, I predict that you are feelin' a bit calm. Just sit and relax....

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Are you Classy, Sexy, Cute, or a Punk?
Classic Stylin'
Your style is classic!You're fashion sense is very laid back.You don't like to expose your skin like a lot of people do.The way you dress is classy and that's hot!

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Would I Ever Date You?
I would definitly date you :)
I would definitly date you :)
Why? Because if I can have an intelligent conversation with you, you must be intelligent. I love tall guys, and you fit the ideal personality of someone whom I would want to date. A little bit of craziness can't hurt anyone... That badly :)

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Which R
Brandy
Brandy
Put it simply, you brighten up a room. You're personality sparkles, and you're the type of person that everyone wants to be around.

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Which Sign Are You Most Compatible With?
Earth
Earth
You want the world and with an earth sign like Capricorn, Taurus or Virgo, you can have it. These signs, with their dry humor and their ball buster personalities, will help you climb to the top of the corporate ladder. They're organized and responsible, but don't expect any sympathy from them, they aren't the emotion type.

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RANDOM QUESTION PERSONALITY QUIZ! VEEEERRRRY TRUE RESULTS!!! (pics)
TRUE PERSONALITY
TRUE PERSONALITY
YOU'RE TRUE BLUE! EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE REALLY NICE AND YOU SHOW A LOT OF RESPECT FOR OTHERS AS WELL AS YOURSELF. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF I SAW YOU WINNING AN AWARD OR SOMETHING ON TV. YOU ARE VERY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND YOU ARE THE SAME AROUND YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY AS YOU ARE TO OTHERS! THIS IS A VERY GOOD QUALITY! THANKS FOR TAKING THE QUIZ!

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what state is your heart in?
practically perfect
practically perfect
god you are seriously lucky yeah you may have a few nicks on the surface but nothing that runs to deep be grateful for what youve got and make sure your doing the right things to get it.

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What Kind Of Bf/Gf Are You?
Romantic
Romantic
You are the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend...you know just they way to be in a relationship! Don't change anything and good luck!

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Why Do People Envy You?
A Heart of Gold
A Heart of Gold
Mother Theresa has nothing on you! You are one of the kindest souls around and people recognize and admire that about you. You're sympathetic and great listener, that's why people are always coming to you in times of crisis. You give of yourself and put others needs before your own. Just be careful you are not too generous. Don’t forget that you need to be cared for as well. Make some space for yourself, so you don't get lost in the mix.

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Are You Sexy, Flirty, Or A Slut?
Sexy
Sexy
You are sexy. You want to lead a guy on. If he plays, who knows what might happen.

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How do guys look at you?
Fun
yOUR LAID BACK

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What's Your Temperature?
You're Warm
You're Warm
Congratulations Goldie Locks-- you are juuuuust right. Not too cold and not too hot-- people see you as compassionate. They can trust you and know that you'll welcome them with open arms, but you're not overly friendly to the point of making people uncomfortable. Keep on doing what you're doing because it seems to be working perfectly.

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Who Loves You?
The Girl or Boy Next Door
You realize that you don't need to go very far to find love! Someday when you least expect it (or maybe it's already happened) someone in your area is going to confess their love for you!

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What's Your Level Of Self Esteem?
You Have Great Self-Esteem
You Have Great Self-Esteem
You feelings about yourself are well balanced. You believe in yourself enough to go after your dreams, but are able to still maintain a good work ethic. You don't take life personally, you understand that sometimes stuff happens. In order to combat failure, you prepare for the worse and hope for the best. In relationships you give your all, but are willing to abandon it if your partner proves to be dishonest.

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what type of girl are you?(pix)
girl next door
girl next door
you are the chick the guys grew up with. They all think your hot. Your natural beauty attracts them because unlike the usual girls you just dont care. You will run around and be stupid with them.

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Do you act your age??
Just Yourself
Just Yourself
Your At the Rate you should be your perfect the Way you are!

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How do guys look at you?
Fun
yOUR LAID BACK

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How pretty are you? (pics)
You are pretty!
You are pretty!
Congrats! You are pretty, and you like to look pretty too. You are a clean, caring person with lots of freinds. You have a GREAT personality.

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How Will You Get Rich?
Work Hard
Work Hard
You will work hard to get rich! You are pretty old-fashioned and set in your ways, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. You probably got a lot of lectures from your parents when you were young about recognizing the value of a dollar, and their advice has definitely had an impact on you. You are an extremely hard worker who doesn't mind going above and beyond to a get job done right - even if that means putting in extra hours at night or on weekends! In other words, you're every employer's dream. Keep it up, and you'll get rich for sure!

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What's your best feature? (pics)
Hands
Hands
You use your hands for everything, and enjoy doing so. You're hands are beautiful; You should work as a hand model!

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Which Seven Deadly Sins are YOU?
Pride
Pride
You have excessive belief in yourself, and you abilities, which interferes in your life. It is a sin from which all powers arise. Pride is also known as vanity. Enjoy being a violet horse

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Does he like you? Very accurate. For girls only.
60 percent chance
60 percent chance
There is a very good chance he likes you. 60 percent may sound low and you may associate it with a D in school. But no, it's a good score. Almost everything seems to be in place for him to have a crush on you. Now, use your own judgement to decide from here. Does he turn bright red around you? Does he always seem to be following you around, but never says anything? That's a shy guy. If he's more outgoing... well, that's a bit more obvious. Use your senses, and good luck. I would say for you to go for it. He seems to like you, or it may be possible for him to in the future.

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What Are You Most Attracted To?
You're Looking for Humor
You're Looking for Humor
Laughter is the best medicine and that's why it's important for you to have someone who can make you smile through thick and thin. You need someone who can have fun and doesn't take his/herself too seriously. It's important though that there is somewhat of a serious side too because a ''Yo Mama'' joke isn't going to make things better on every occasion.

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What Color Is Your Soul?
Red
Red
You have a Red Soul.

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What's Your Most Attractive Quality?
your personality
your personality
your sweet and shy and people really like you .. you except all kinds and don't judge.. you are very very kind to others and lend out your helping hand ..

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What Do People Lable You?
Average
Average
You have a good amount of friends and you are a normal kid! Congrats!

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what does your name say about you?
u were meant 2 shine,and let ur dreams happen

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What's your best feature? (pics)
Eyes
Eyes
You have beautiful eyes; whether their blue, green, hazel, whatever...People just can't help but looking into them!

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What Truly Lies In Your Soul?
a golden aura
a golden aura
you're kind hearted and caring but sometimes you wonder if its all worth it in the end as no one seems to recognize how good you really are keep at it and it will be worth it and someone special will notice it

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What Color Is Your Heart?
Red Heart
Red Heart
Hot, hot, hot! Your heart is burning up with a passionate love life! You have so many people pining for you, you don't even know what to do with them all! Left and right, you keep writing off hotties because you know that The One is just around the bend, if not already in your arms!

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What Color is Your Personality?
Yellow and Bright
Yellow and Bright
You are effervescent. Absolutely brimming with personality you are the light in everyone's lives. You bring joy where there is no happiness and you allow others to see the possibility in all situations. While you should never let go of the happiness, don't let this aspect of your personality eclipse everything. You are more than just sunshine and merriment and you need to let people know when something is getting you down. Believe us, a little rain won't take away from your good nature.

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How Fat Are You?
Skinny
Skinny
You are not fat, totally the opposite! You hate the fat ppl, and like the idea of fatness a disease!

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What's Your Level Of Self Esteem?
You Have Great Self-Esteem
You Have Great Self-Esteem
You feelings about yourself are well balanced. You believe in yourself enough to go after your dreams, but are able to still maintain a good work ethic. You don't take life personally, you understand that sometimes stuff happens. In order to combat failure, you prepare for the worse and hope for the best. In relationships you give your all, but are willing to abandon it if your partner proves to be dishonest.

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What Were You In A Past Life?
Healer
Healer
You were the person the town went to for a sickness. You were very good at your profession and a humanitarian first. Some people felt secure in your capabilities, and others feared what they believed to be magical powers. Although science was not up to date with your abilities, you were able to save many lives. You traveled to your patients, and if they didn't have the money, you kindly took a rain check.

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Where Should You Volunteer?
Soup Kitchen
Soup Kitchen
You can't imagine not having a roof over your head or a not knowing when you'll eat your next meal. Contrary to what a lot of people think, not all people who are homeless opted out of taking charge of their life. You want to help the people who want to help themselves. Volunteering at a soup kitchen is a great start!

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What Will You Be After You Die?
Angel
Angel
Congratz! you are an Angel! You must be very exited to find this out but don't be too exited or you may lose all that excitement or you could become an unknown!!

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Find Your True Magical Element Power(with pictures)
Animal
You have the gift of Animal element. You can summon a certain type of animal by concentrating, as long as that animal lives in the area you are in. You have the amazing ability to speak to animals, and understand their speech. After having this element for a while, you will have increased agility, and a keener sense of hearing. You often use your animal companions as guides when lost, or simply as a way of finding out the news of the area you are in.

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What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?
July
July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studyin

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***Where do you belong in the world?*** (((Pictures)))
Friend
Friend
We would fight together and live in harmony. You are a true friend and should not be taken lightly. We would make a great team.

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Is Your Lifestyle Healthy?
Moderate
Moderate
Your pretty healthy, you break down every once in a while but so does everyone else.

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Are You The Jealous Type?
Not Jealous At All
Not Jealous At All
You are not jealous at all! You love watching people around you succeed and you're not proprietary about your friends or your guy. You're pretty happy, and probably pretty popular as well. Congradulations!

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What Type of Kisser Are You?
Good kisser
Good kisser
Keep up the good work, never change.
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01~M2HU~OWNER
November 23, 2009 12:11 AM

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

He loved money more than just about anything.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.

He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.

"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."

Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.

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November 22, 2009 10:07 PM

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01~M2HU~OWNER
November 22, 2009 07:15 PM

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'".

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