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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

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In my recovery threre are some hard times dealing with life on life's terms, Sometimes I feel like I dont have the strenght to deal with it, I trust in God and look to you my friends and things seem better and i'm able to make it thru and I become stronger because of it.thankyou my friends for being there for me.I love you my friends xoxoxoxo Reeve

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my friends give me the strenght to accomplish my goals,thankyou,ill keep you in my thoughts and prayers,love you my friends,xoxo REEVE

thank you my friends for being here during and through my recovery from my addiction,you are a constant I can count on and that makes it much easier for me to stay focused on my dreams,by the grace of God and your love I am doing wonderful. I love you my friends,xoxoxox REEVE