>Snow White at My Age- So I said to her, "For Christ's sake, eat the apple. Look at yourself in the mirror. NO Prince is coming." And she said to me, "Honey, you know me and food. I ate the apple 30 years ago." I thought to myself, Shit, I must have done the spell wrong. And all this time I have been waiting.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************************************************************************************ Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************************************************************************************ What American Accent Do You Have? Midwestern: Straightforward and TV-friendly, some might say you have no accent at all. But that's not entirely true. Your midwestern drawl sets you apart as either someone who grew up sounding like TV news anchors, a graduate of elocution school, or a true Midwesterner. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************************************************************************************ You are Bikini Bottoms! Fun and sexy, you are down-to-earth and downright lovable! You're pretty low-maintenance and enjoy lazy Sundays. Sometimes, you even chill in your room in just your undies. Carefree and enthusiastic, you are easy to please and love living life to the fullest!