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A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
The father says to the son, âI hate to tell you, but weâve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I canât stand each other anymore, and weâre getting a divorce. Iâve had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. Iâm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldnât go into shock later when I move out.â
He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hamptons and tells her the news.
The sister says, âIâll handle this.â
She calls Florida and says to her father, âDonât do ANYTHING till we get there! Weâll be there Wednesday night.â
The father agrees, âAll right.â
The old man hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, âOkay, theyâre coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?â