My name is Cristal. Im 19 and i live in kirksville missouri. im really easy to get along with and i love kids, my friends and most of my family lol. i dont like bisexual men so if ur a guy who is even remotlly attracted to men, plz dnt messege me. i do like to party but i work hard and can hold my own. i dont need a man to support me, i love my job. need to know more? messege me :) table table table td.text div img {visibility:hidden;}table
A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.
I hereby place u under arrest for violating code 0569 - distracting public with your extreme good looks & sex appeal....Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom