First off, I'm not here for a piece of ass. A relationship, possibly, but I am not looking for any booty calls. I want a girlfriend and a long-term relationship. With that said, this is who I am!!!
"I'm the guy who can make you smile and feel good while hiding my own fragile heart, the guy who makes your day brighter while mine is cloudy, the guy who goes out of his way for you when he really doesn't have to, the "nice guy" who is just "a friend" and can never be anything more."
''Life is a temporary phenomenon. What lasts is Love.'' While your body might not last forever, your love always will. You're not afraid to give a relationship everything you have, even if it takes everything you've got. What you want is beyond this world's physical pleasures, you want the eternal - divine love.
You like fighting things head on, but you don't like doing the dirty work. You believe the dirty work is left to the Marines for a good reason. You like staying on land and you want to risk your life everyday.
You seem to have to all... on the surface that is-- the looks, the charm, the dough, and the superhuman powers. But you soon realize that all of that isn't what matters without love... which, as they say, conquers all. Sometimes, though, you can't have both... doing the right thing in your heart versus the thing that everyone will love you for aren't always the same. Something is going to have to give, unfortunately and that's likely a lesson you'll have to learn the hard way.
You are Al Bundy, a shoe salesman, you once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game in highschool, but that was then and here you are 20 years later, you barely ever eat cause of your wife buying everthing she see's, but somehow you stay alive.
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
They're mean and green and they're coming to get you! Rawr! OK, maybe they don't rawr. They might actually squeak. Who knows? Point being, they're going to kill you once they get here. This might be because they hate mankind, or maybe human deaths don't actually appeal to aliens and we're actually just caught in the chaos. Either way, it's death by alien invasion!
You are mature enough to have a child. The big question is, should you? Consider all of your options before moving ahead with this plan. Do you make enough money? Do you have a stable home life? Are there people who you trust in your life to help out if you need them to? Having a child is no small decision. It takes a lot of careful thought and preparation before you should go ahead with it. However, once you have everything set in your life, you'll be happy to focus solely on your newborn!
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