I like the little things in life, like watching the squirrels play in pecan trees, a hen with her bitties, flowers bloom, and seasonal changes, love the rain and thunderstorms, watching the bees around the flowers or the ants carrying things bigger than them to their hole.
A man came home from the Social Security Office. 'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security.'
'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the department of records in the small town you were born in was flooded, you can't get a copy of your birth certificate.'
'I know,' the man replied, 'I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed them all the gray hairs on my chest. That convinced them that I'm old enough.'
His wife retorted, 'Then while you were at it, why didn't you whip out your dick and get disability, too?!'