You should have vibrant FreshLook ColorBlendsTM Gemstone Green eyes! You're an old soul. Whether it's giving your friends great advice or volunteering your time to save the environment, your compassion knows no bounds. While you are more sensitive than most, there's nothing wimpy about it. Your intuition will take you far in life, and has the ability to make your dreams come true.
A man came home from the Social Security Office. 'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security.'
'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the department of records in the small town you were born in was flooded, you can't get a copy of your birth certificate.'
'I know,' the man replied, 'I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed them all the gray hairs on my chest. That convinced them that I'm old enough.'
His wife retorted, 'Then while you were at it, why didn't you whip out your dick and get disability, too?!'
THIS BATTLE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME,ITS THIS IS MY SISTER NESSA, SHES DOWN AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT!! IF YOU WOULD PLEASE VOTE REQUEST<------IT SAY NEW GET MORE VOTES THEN SUPER VOTE WHICH IS NEXT TO VOTE FOR HER I WILL RETURN ALL FAVORS JUST HIT ME UP! REMEMBER( BLUE ) FOR GOTTI AND TY SO MUCH FOR YOUR VOTE AND TIME, HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND !!:)
A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
Well hello hun, i hope your day was a lovely as you......as always i appreciate all your help with everything!:) Please let me know what you think about my picture on my profile and those battles are still on my page and if you can please re-vote request on them for OGz and family!! i appreciate all the love and support and if there's anything i can do for you send it in a message or flirt and i'll do my best to make it happen!:)