I hope you have a great weekend and got to spend quality time with your loved ones. Cuz you never know when something might happen.
I wish ppl on here would learn when it says married on a persons profile they would leave them alone. People on here are immature and are homewreckers. Alot of times the married people go along with the chatting and the gift sending but it means nothing. It is just to make the person happy or feel wanted. And by the way you cant love someone by talkin on a computer, grow up ppl.
Also, me and my husband ( clayton(FV)(R8X)(7DS)(TMM)(M) (FMM)(BAD)odum) are happily married with 3 children. So if you have any ideas get them out of your head.
OMG I RAN OUT OF MILK THIS MORNING SO I DECIDED TO GO TO THE STORES ON ME WAY WAZZY SEES THIS COW IN THE FEILD SO I THOUGHT MMMMMM I GET SOME MILK FROM HER SO I GOT TO GRIPPS AND STARTED TO PULL ITS BOOBIES :) AND NO MILK CAME OUT SO I GRABBED THE BUGGERS VERY HARD AND ME WAS PULLING LIKE CRAZYYYY AND ALL WAZZY GOT WAS A SMILE GRRRRR SI I THOUGHT RIGHT U STUBORN GITTTTTTT I WILL SUCK THE MILK OUT INSTEAD SO WAZZY STARTED TO SUCK AND THIS FARMER CAME UP TO ME SHOUTED HEYYYYYYYY WTF IS YOU DOING TO MY BULL:((((
Paddy the Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969.
Paddy the Martian: Big deal! We're going to send a team to the Sun.
Paddy the Earthling: You're mad! They'll be burned up before they even get close.
Paddy the Martian: We're not that stupid! We're sending them up at night!
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.
A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school." "I don't want to go to school," the son replied. His mother said, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." "Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Not good enough," the mother replied. "Fine," the son said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school." "One, you're 50 years old. Two, you're the principal of the school."
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"
"A rose?" asked the neighbor.
"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"