Marine Bumper Stickers:
"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"When In Doubt Empty The Magazine"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"What Do You Feel When You Kill A Terrorist? Recoil"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies Of America An Opportunity To Die For Their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
(With a Marine Corps Logo on the side)
"It's God's Job to Forgive bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity To What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- Marine Artillery"
"My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"
Camaro....what else is there to say...2fast2furious...lol your a racer and you like to take chances and risks with your life and your money....but no doubt you not a loser. Your very fun and people like that.
You are a gun-ho Marine! You are willing to do everyone's dirty work (with the help of the Navy.) and you are willing to risk your life for your country in the biggest way!
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across a big deep hole.
"Wow, that looks deep."
"Sure does! Toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is." They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait, but there is no noise.
"Jeeez. That is really deep. Here, throw one of those great big rocks down there. That should make a noise."
They pick up a couple of football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait. They wait, and wait, but again hear nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey, over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss that in, it's got to make some noise!"
The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen.
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over. "Hey! You two guys seen my goat out here?"
"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen. It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"
"Nah," says the farmer, "that couldn't have been mine. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."
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May the peace of God and the freshness of the Holy Spirit rest in your thoughts, rule in your dreams tonight, and conquer all your fears. May God manifest himself today in ways you have never experienced? May your joys be filled, your dreams be closer, and your prayers be answered. I pray that faith enters a new height for you; I pray that your territory is enlarged. I pray for peace, healing, health, happiness, prosperity, joy, true and undying love for God. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. Now send this to 12 people or as many as you can within 5 minutes and remember to send this back... I count as 2, you'll see why. Suggestion: copy and paste THIS TO ALL YOU KNOW THANK YOU MY FRIENDS
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