You will not cheat! You have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to cheating, whether it's because you've been hurt in the past or otherwise. It great that you have such high standards, but be careful that you don’t become too overbearing over your significant other. Everyone needs some room to breathe!
Fun times ahead! You love going out with your friends and family and having a good time. To you, that's what life's all about. Why not be happy everyday? There's really no point in sulking. There's rarely a morning that you wake up when you don't have a smile on your face!
Your relationship will last a long time! You and your partner have your ups and downs, but for the most part you have a normal and healthy relationship.
Why did you even take this quiz?! You're so freaking happy about your relationship that Cupid is starting to get jealous. There's no way that you could be this much in love and not have that love returned by your BF/GF. Congratulations on being one of the happiest couples out there!
You're not jealous enough! You have a tendency to let others walk all over you, and that's no good. If you want something or sense something is wrong, you should stick up for yourself! Once you give it a try, it'll get easier from there.
You are the all around romantic lover. You like the candles and romantic candle light dinners.You probably sweet and sensitive. Keep going your great!!!!!!
I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"