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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
November 21, 2009 11:53 PM

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The New GM....
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The new GM proudly introduces the 2010 'Obama'....
This vehicle is a Hybrid...
It runs on both hot air and horse shit....

New Bumper Stickers Released This Year....
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Wouldn't you love to know what her conversation is about?
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Live Simply, Love Generously, Care Deeply, Speak Kindly, Leave the rest to GOD....

The photographer did a great job of matching up the kids and dogs....
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A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift ....
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A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift ....
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A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace....
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And makes the world we live in a better and happier place....
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There is a miracle called friendship, that dwells in the heart....
You do not know how it happens or when it gets it's start....
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But you know the special lift it always brings....
You realize that friendship is the world's most precious gift!
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Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will....

WHY GOD MADE PETS....
They help out around the house...
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They protect our children...
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They look out for the smaller ones...
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They show us how to relax...
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They 'converse'....with each other....
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They help you when you're down...
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They are great at decorating for the Holidays....
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They have 'great' expectations.
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They are Patriotic....
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They are happy to 'test' the water....
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They love their 'teddies'....
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They know who's 'BOSS'.
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AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
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HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward....LET ME SHOW YOU HOW............
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November 19, 2009 06:38 PM

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November 17, 2009 10:17 PM

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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
November 15, 2009 07:17 PM

45 Days until Christmas!!!!
The Time is coming !!Ho Ho Ho.....Let it snow!
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You have just been hit with an Comment snow ball!
It's the start of.....Snow Ball Fight 2009!! and 2010!!
One rule to this game....
You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!
Now...go out there and get as many people as you can,
before they get you!
I got you first! and you can't get me back!
Nanee - Nanee - Nanee!
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We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!!!!!

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funny.
But this one.. ok.. I have to admit it..
This Person is One True.. Deep Down to the Core... Certified RED-NECK!!!!
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Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

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you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Could Be Some Truth In This One....But Then Maybe NOT....
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I Think I Have Seen This Sign Locally.....Seriously....
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And I know I Have This One.....
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I Wouldn't Wanna Have To Answer The Phones For These Guys.....
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Hot Tub Party (Some nice racks!)
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And what exactly, were you expecting...??

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November 15, 2009 11:33 AM


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November 08, 2009 05:12 PM

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it just pee on it and walk away.

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The Potato Prostitute...
Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
You're gonna love it...
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It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO
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One More Time....
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time? '
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch
and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife ' s shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please... just one more time before I die. '
She says, ' Of course, Dear, '
and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he ' s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses.
' Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could... '
At this point the wife sits
up and says, ' L isten Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning... you don't. '

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Last Sunday evening, my kids stopped over for a visit, and while we were all sitting together in the living room, I told them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle......and if that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
They are such asses!

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New use for Windex
I haven't checked ' snopes.com ' to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say,
If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked,
You should sniff some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking.
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Sears Catalog
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Two rednecks were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.
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One says to the other, 'Have you seen
the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
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The second one replies, 'Yes, they are
very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes,
'Wow, they aren't very expensive.
At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful
as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his
friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you
ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies......
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'No, but it shouldn't
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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
November 02, 2009 04:58 PM

The Banana Test....
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
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They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
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Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

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This is the best and cutest thing I have read lately.
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God Saw you hungry and created McDonalds, Wendys, Taco Bell, Burger King and Dairy Queen....
He saw you thirsty and created Coke, Juice, Coffee and Water ....
GOD saw you in the dark and created Light....
GOD saw you without a Good looking , adorable , FRIEND........

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Wash your hands and say your prayers ...
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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
November 01, 2009 11:03 PM

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I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you are sitting at your computer...
Yup, there you are!
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From The Mouths Of Babe's....Or So They Say....You will hear the dandiest things...
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Compassion in Australia?
Until one has loved an animal, part of his soul remains unawakened.
AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA, IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK .... THAT KOALA'S WERE ASKING
PEOPLE FOR WATER.... IT'S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE....
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ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND
TO GET A BIT OF SHADE AND HEREs WHAT HAPPENED WHEN
THE OWNER GAVE HIM SOMETHING TO DRINK. IT'S REALLY CUTE.
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Every Year In Most Major Cities...They Have Poodle Grooming Contests...Which As You Will See Is Very Creative and Competitive...I Was Sorta Afraid To Ask How Much They Charge To Turn Your Poodle Into a Buffalooooo or Camel....
These are all poodles that entered in some contest named Extreme Grooming.
Some Of These Poor Dogs May Never Recover From The Humiliation.....

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For St. Patty's Day
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Cock-A-Poodle-Doo....
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Gone Fishing....
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Ninja Turtle....
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Vineyard....
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Fallen Soldier....he is missing a leg to Cancer....
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Clydesdale....
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Peacock....
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Buffalo....
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If Your Not Smiling By Now....There Is Something Seriously Wrong With ya....Ohhhh....and a Dog Will be right out to peeee
on your computer.....Poooooooooooooof.....I Told Ya....You Gotta Smile....
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The Bathtub Test......
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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub.
'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

A Trip Down Memory Lane.....Anybody remember these 'Guys'
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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 31, 2009 10:14 PM

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BIBLE TAG!!!
This is so neat!!!! The Bible in 50 Words!
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God made.....
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Adam bit ....
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Noah arked....
Abraham split....
Joseph ruled....
Jacob fooled....
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Bush talked....
Moses balked....
Pharaoh plagued....
People walked....
Sea divided....
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Tablets guided....
Promise landed....
Saul freaked....
David peeked ....
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Prophets warned....
Jesus born....
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God Walked....
Love talked....
Anger crucified....
Hope died....
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Love rose....
Spirit flamed ....
Word spread....
God remained....
The Love Of GOD!
Prayers go up, Blessings come down.
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If There Is One Single Thing I Could Tell You That Has Been Stedfast and True In My Life....It Is That God Has A Sense Of Humor....
Like For Instance When I Came Home Eight Years Ago To Take Care Of My Mom Who Had Alzhiemers....The Day I Arrived Back Here From Florida...We Had Numerous Battles Throughout
The Day....Maybe A Battle Of Wills...And I Knew To Take Care Of Her....It Was A Battle That I Would Have To Win....Anyway That First Night When I Went To My Room....I Asked God...
Just Explain To Me What I Am Doing Here Again....And He Came Back At Me With....You Always Wanted A Little Girl....and Of Course I Said....Yeah...A Little Girl....Not A 63 Year Old Little
Girl Going On 5....Because She Had Already regressed....But Then I Seen The 'Humor' In What He Had Spoke To Me....And Began To Laugh....I Took Care Of Her For Almost 7 years....She Passed
Away On Mothers Day Of 2007....And During That Time God Provided Me With Lots Of Humor....To Get Me Through The Hardest Job He Had Ever Given Me....The Nite She Died I Had The TV On
A Christian Channel Playing Gospel Music....Because It Always Helped To Keep Her Calm....But The Song That Was Playing At The Moment She Died and Her Spirit Took Flight Was....R.Kelleys
'I Believe I Can Fly'.....And Even At That Moment As That Song Finished Playing....I Leaned Over To Turn Off The Oxygen....And Although I Was Sad To See Her Go....I Knew In That Moment That
Her Spirit Had Taken Flight And She Was Resting In The Arms Of Jesus.....Sooo Fitting....A Coincedence....I Don't Think So...And I Smiled....Because I Knew Her Suffering Had Ended....and She
Was In A Better Place....Following Are Some Of The Ads You Might See On Billboards 'If God Should' Go Into Advertising....
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THE EGG
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If you think life is bad....
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How would you like to be an 'EGG'...
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You only get laid once....
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You only get eaten 'Once'.....
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It takes four minutes to get hard....
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Only two minutes to get soft....
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You share your box with 6...12...18...or 24... other guys....
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But worst of all.. the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life Ain't Soooooo Bad.....
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Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, Oops.... I mean day!!!!!

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An Extra Gold Star For Ya......
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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 30, 2009 07:56 PM

Have had a really bad day....and probably want be able
to get to an autograph today for ya....will probably be going to bed here real shortly...haven't
felt well today...but I promise to make it up to ya tomorrow....Sorry....

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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 28, 2009 02:54 PM

Will Be Back Later With Autographs....running late today....

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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 27, 2009 01:15 AM

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn mor e about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
11. Be thankful. Instead of complaining that your TV set broke down, be thankful that you have an extra one to watch. Instead of complaining that the repairman won't get by to fix it until next week, be thankful there is a repairman.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with some one. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!
Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!
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Thought These Might Give You Some Ideas When You Start Carving Your Pumpkin This Coming Week....
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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 26, 2009 01:03 AM

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What To Expect In Your Baby Book Photo's When You Are Raised By A 'Dad' That Is Into 'Graphics Design...'
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Reason's 'Dog's' Hate Halloween......
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October 25, 2009 09:12 AM


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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 25, 2009 12:53 AM

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said,

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'Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment,
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a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
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Now, we have a nice house,
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nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.
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It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things!'
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman.
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She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond,
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and she would make sure
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that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car,
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sleeping on a sofa bed....
I shut up and took out the trash...
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Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

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KEPOLA (DEBBIE)
October 23, 2009 09:32 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Everyone! BE Safe and Have Fun!!

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Most of her clothes on the clothes line are black.
She hardly ever gets junk mail. You ask her what her secret is
and she confides that she returns it to the sender after
writing something on it. strange curly writing.
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When you pop next door for a chat, the kettle is always already on.
There are footprints on the roof. And the trees in her flight-path
have been pruned down. I swear it's true!
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She has a pond full of frogs, and you haven't seen that bothersome
double-glazing salesman around for a while.
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She doesn't kill spiders. Not even big hairy long-legged ones that
suddenly appear from the water pipe while you're having a bath.
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She's always smiling, darn her!
She has named her four cats Joy, Dave, Linda, and Sherry...
and her mice Starr and Leland....
Her bumper sticker reads:
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She frequently gets raided by the drug squad who confiscate large
amounts of dried green leaves; they always return them with
apologies after analysis, but they act somewhat dazed.
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You catch her maids, Allene, Pearl, Abner and Debbie washing
a crystal ball along with the dishes. They fight constantly....amongst themselves trying to use it...
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She wears a lot of silver jewelry, given to her by none other than
her witch assistants Pamela, Judy, Sussi and Dusty...Even When
she's doing the gardening, she wears those awful bat earrings.
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She has 2 tamed robins named Tina and Rhonda...They constantly
turn different colors and eat out of her hand. That just can't be natural....
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All the stray cats in the neighborhood tend to congregate in her garden ...
and use your yard as their litter box. She put a spell on one of her
black cats and turned him white when he pooped on her bed.
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She tells you that she is coming out of the broom closet, joins Witches' Voice,
and erects a stained-glass pentacle window in her front door.
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She assures you that she's only hugging a tree.
You know it to be a fact that she ran into it while flying,
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because you saw it with your own eyes ....
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Yikes! there she is.....
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