I'm Ashley. I'm 20 and in my 3rd year of college. I live in NC, but I was born in CA. I'm an LA baby and damn proud. I have only lived in NC for 6 years but I hate it here. I'm moving to Montana probably next year. I love shopping and tanning. Those are my favorite things to do when I have free time. I love money, and I have it, so it's all good. Boys, I love my Ricky so don't try and sex me up cause it won't work.
Let's see. This is the whatever I want section, so I'm gonna be straight up about a few things.
1. I talk to anybody, but don't expect me to date you. I won't date long distance because it never works out. I'd rather be single than have a boyfriend who lives far away.
2. I am only looking for friends on here. Nothing else. I already have an amazing guy in my life, and nobody could ever replace him.
3. I'm sick and tired of guys trying to get me to send them naughty pics. I don't do that anymore. What you see is what you get. So don't bother me about it.
4. I will give out my number if you ask, but please don't call me. I will only text you. I have major trust issues, so I don't want anybody calling me unless I tell you that you can.
5. I'm not an idiot. I make As and Bs, mostly As, so don't degrade me because more than likely, I'm smarter than you.
6. I don't work, because I don't have to. I just go to school. I will work in the future though, but for right now, my parents just give me money whenever I want it.
7. I'm going to be a child's advocate in court when I graduate school. For those of you who don't know what it is, it's someone who helps children get out of negative situations and be put in an optimistic environment, whether it be foster care, or a family who will adopt the child. Mainly, I'm doing this because I love kids.
8. I think I'm bipolar, or pretty close, so if I'm upset, don't worry, it's nothing big. It's just the way I function.
9. If you want to start shit, then go ahead. I always win because I can make you cry. But most of the time, I'm really sweet and caring.
10. I love helping people with their problems, so even though after reading this you might think I sound like a bitch, I'm the total opposite. So please send me a message and say heyy. I won't bite your head off...yet. hehehe. jk :]
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this check here for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I couldn't stand it." The man says "Hey alls what I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank is depositing this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"
One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!" later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. she said "Father, my boys just won't stop talking in vulgar words and I don't know what to do." the priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?" the priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception." The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast. Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles." The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door. shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet. his mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"