My name is Aubrey and I'm fucking awesome. Haha. I'm a vegan and I live the punk rock lifestyle. Basically since 7th grade. I hate ignorant people and rude people. I will talk to you about anything. I'm extremely blunt and I can be rude but only if you have it coming. I have 12 tattoos and 2 piercings. You can ask me where they are. If I like you enough I just might tell you. I want to go back to school for nutrition and herbology (don't make jokes about drugs; I'm straight edge)
Welcome to my twisted wonderland. Make yourself comfortable. Here you won't find glamorous things and pretty things. You'll find a girl who is lost and screaming so loud that your eardrums are bleeding. She'll laugh as her mascara runs as she cuts the heads off flowers. She'll keep you awake at night because she haunts your dreams. She throws tea parties with old and dirty dolls that laugh when their heads get cut off. She'll tell you to stay a while and you will because you have just reaches the point of no return. Just remember not to get too close - she'll cut you with a blink of her eye. She's a graduate from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls. She majored in corset tying and bloodletting. But I promise you, she loves you. There's nothing to be scared of.
For starters, my real name is Aubrey. NOT Audrey. God I hate that. I'm also known as Experiment DFA275. Don't ask about it. Just let it be. I could be modified to blast you into one thousand pieces. Try me. :D. People also call me Panda. Which I guess means I do have the potential to be really cute.
Fuck what you heard about me. I'm more complex than a rumor.
I'm NOT Goth, Emo, Hardcore, or whatever else you want to call me. Personally I don't care if you want to label me. Do it if it makes you sleep better at night.
I am a vegan. Go ahead and say something about it. I bet I can break your face.
I don't smoke or do drugs or drink. It's my decision and not yours. I don't care if you don't agree with what I do.
I'm kind of sarcastic. And I'm a pretty big asshole. I'm also disgustingly blunt. Sometimes it gets me in trouble. Sometimes I just don't givva fuck. Get used to it.
I love horror movies. I love them so much it's scary.
Okay so don't laugh: I have severe Scoleciphobia. Yep I'm terrified of worms.
I'm in love with stop action movies and anime.
I am seriously madly in love with Henry Rollins. It's pretty bad but ohhh the things that I would do to that man.
I have a problem when people say that I'm pretty. I don't get mad or anything I just get really skittish and confused. I look a lot different from when I was in high school. In the beauty apartment, you can say that I'm kind of a late bloomer. I'm still getting used to compliments from the opposite sex. But then again, I don't care if you think I'm ugly. It doesn't keep me up at night wondering how to look better. Think what you want about me. I know I have faults. Fuck you for pointing them out.
I'm a beast at Guitar Hero ♥ Ohhh and pokemon!
I think I'm awesome. Don't agree? Suck a huge cock.
I ain't no hollaback girl. I say that as calm and serious as I can to prove that I mean it.
I love Asian markets and all the fun candy that they sell.
I was named after a song called "Aubrey" by a band called Bread. I never listened to the song because I always thought that it would be cool to randomly hear it on the radio. But it never came on =[
I can play the saxophone, the bassoon, the pan pipes, and the fiddle.
I have a fascination with death/preserved animal/body parts, serial killers, car accidents, and freakish deaths. I'm basically a Taphophiliac. I'm obsessed with the works of Tsurisaki Kiyotaka. He's amazing!
I hang out with a lot of guys. I can't really stand girls at all. Sorry.
I'm ambidextrous. I can write with both hands at the same time but when I write with my right hand, it ends up backwards and upside-down.
I have this tendency to use big words. Look 'em up. Don't ask me what they mean. You have the biggest database right in front of you. The Internet. Get off of my page and educate yourself.♥
Bloc Party is my favorite thing to listen to right now. Thanks.
Here's the thing and I'll make very short and sweet. I'm not single and I'm not looking.
By the way, all my nudes are found online at http://www.gofuckyourselfintheasswithnolube.com I hate when people ask for them. Go fuck yourself pervert.
I love all music but I totally love anything with a piano, violin, or an orchestra. I really love Ska and Rockabilly too! :D
Ohhh Godddd what else? I have 12 tattoos and 2 piercings. If you ask nicely, I just might let you see them ;D
I'm bisexual. I know that it's the current trend these days or people are confused or whatever but I've always been. I'm just more open about it these days.
You can seriously talk to me. I don't bite.... hard :D
I have anger issues. Don't make me be an asshole. I don't like to be. Don't annoy me. For example, DON'T FORCE ME TO DO ANYTHING. Like call you, download stupid fucking things so we can talk, tell me comment your pictures/profile, become your groupie, give out stars or high-fives. I will do that on my own accord. If I like you enough, I will give you gifts too.
One of the greatest compliments that you can get from me are either "You have really nice hair" (because I'm obsessed with nice hair) or "You make me smile."
Ohhh and also... I HAVE AIM. I'm not downloading yahoo or MSN to talk to you. If you want to talk to me so badly, YOU DOWNLOAD AIM. I don't mean to be a bitch but I get a lot of messages from people trying to get me to download shit that I DON'T NEED on MY computer. Gore Noir (my computer's name) does not want to run slowly because her owner get really pissed! The next person that tells me to do this... I will rip off your arms and legs, stab you in the face, and urinate on your corpse. Understood? Good. Well now that I feel a lot better after ranting... my AIM is ALLMestUp1208.
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