Joke of the Day:
A bloke who is always bragging that he looks years younger than his long-suffering wife goes down to the Post Office to sort out his pension. "Do you know," he crows upon his return, "that I had to unbutton my shirt and show them the grey hairs on my chest before they would belive I was of pensionable age?" "Pity," his wife replies, "you should have unbuttoned your trousers... you'd have got disability allowance too!"