Assassin Interview
after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were
three finalists for the CIA assasin position two men and one woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said. "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you are not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "
I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,
"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks.
So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man...
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant
traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together.
After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant,
who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me),
and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked?
No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now.
He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family.
The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut.
It was an honor for him.. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier,
he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he
knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him,
extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do
so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot
stopped short of the gate and made the following announcement over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to note that we have had the honor of having
Sergeant Steeley of the United States Marine Corps join us on this flight
He is escorting a fallen comrade back home to his family. I ask that you please
remain in your seats when we open the forward door to allow Sergeant Steeley
to deplane and receive his fellow soldier. We will then turn off the seat belt sign.
" Without a sound, all went as requested.. I noticed the sergeant saluting the casket
as it was brought off the plane, and his action made me realize that I am proud to be
an American. So here's a public Thank You to our military Men and Women for what
you do so we can live the way we do. Red Fridays. Very soon, you will see a great many
people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used
to be called the "silent majority." We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for
God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous
or overbearing. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to
recognize that the vast major ity of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing
solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday --
and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home,
sending a deafening message that ... every red-blooded American who supports
our men and women a far, will wear something red. By word of mouth, press,
TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a
homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this
country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends, and family,
it will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the
once "silent" majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets
on. The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make things better for
you?" is. "We need your support and your prayers." Let's get the word out and lead with
class and dignity, by example, and wear something red every Friday.

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