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A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"

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Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works."
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine."
"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Well, I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

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ok, i'm not lassie, aunt mabel n i'm not gonna tell you to assume the position... well, not THAT one at least lol.. just hopin to give you a smile, if those didn't do it, then this should : )



An old man shopping at a department store for a gift for his wife was intent on watching a teenage girl who was going through the sale racks. The teenage girl had a Mohawk dyed in various colors: pink, purple, green, and yellow. The old man kept staring at her.

Irritated by his staring the teenage girl finally broke down and sneered, "What's the matter, old dude? I bet you haven't tried anything wild in your whole life, have you?"

The old man did not miss a beat when he replied, "I was drunk one time and was with a Macaw. I was just curious if you were related!"

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To "make medicine" is to engage upon
a special period of fasting, thanks-
giving, prayer and self-denial, even of
self-torture. The procedure is entirely a
devotional exercise. The purpose is to
subdue the passions of the flesh and to
improve the spiritual self. The bodily
abstinence and the mental concentra-
tion upon lofty thoughts cleanses both
the body and the soul and puts them
into or keeps them in health. Then the
individual mind gets closer toward
conformity with the mind of the Great
Medicine above us.
-WOODEN LEG,
CHEYENNE, LATE 19TH CENTURY

By: Terri Jean

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"We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are." -- Anais Nin

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Darkness to a person in trouble holds only fear.
The long night seems endless, but a bit of
wisdom tells us that it is always darkest just before
dawn. If that is true, and I think it is, the darkest
hour means hope and a better time lie just ahead.
With the passage of a little time, the light will edge
in and fear will go.
When you face darkness, be strong and be of
good courage--you are not alone. Spirit stands with
you in the darkness and can transform you through
the darkness. Many have experienced the way of
darkness and have emerged far better persons, far
stronger individuals. Darkness itself does not make
anyone stronger. What makes you stronger is the
shining of light on the spirit even when it senses
only darkness. Trust that light can overcome the
darkness, and bring life and beauty to you.

Each step should be as a prayer.
-PLAINS INDIAN


By: Joyce Sequichie Hifler


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