You're main goal in life? To be famous, of course. Only problem is that you're not really willing to do much work to get there. Not because you're lazy, but because you're too busy being drunk, hungover, then drunk again, and hungover. You get the point. If you want it, you have to go out there and get it-- a record contract or starring movie role isn't just going to pop out of a keg, ya know.