Hey my names Crys and I am watching over this account for a friend!! I battle and i battle alot and i also vote so feel free to send me them requests I admin a group called carnage Join it it is a awesome group banner below...We are not only a group but a family and looking forward to all my awesome friends joining it well if ya wanna reach me my yahoo is crystal_brewer2000 looking forward to hearing from you all!! Ps... please dont add my yahoo if you dont want battle masses cuz i mass alot
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy has to take a leak. Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over by some shrubbery and the guy goes to relieve himself. Suddenly, he screams "Aaagh! a rattler bit my cock!"
"Relax!" says his friend, "I'll go find a pay phone and call a doctor." So his friend drives off and finds a pay phone, call a doctor and asks what he should do.
"Well," said the doc," you must cut crosses in the wound and suck out the poison."
"Is that the only way Doc?" asked the man.
"Yes, you must do that or he'll die."
He finally gets back to friend and his friend asked "So, what did the doctor say?"
"You're gonna die, buddy. You're gonna die."
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!...lol