got a call from God,
He said he lost an angel..
Shhh, I didn't tell him
where you were, because
I wanted to keep you
forever:)
Send this to all of your
True Friends including me
if I am one

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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My middle name is after an aunt I don't speak to

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED
I think the day before yesterday

3. Do you like your handwriting?
It works for me. Who cares what everyone else thinks

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
3 boys & 1 girl

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell yeah.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Only when necessary

8. Do you still have your tonsils?
Yep

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Nope

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Kellogs

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Strong enough

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Don't eat ice cream

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Their eyes

15. RED OR PINK?
Red most def

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
my weight

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My grandmother

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
If they want to

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jean shorts and sandles

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A sourdough chicken sandwhich from Jack in the box

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
My kids arguing

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
I'd be Red

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Vanilla & cinnamon

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My Amanda

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Yeah

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Pro Football

27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown with lots of blonde high lights

28. EYE COLOR?
Lt Brown

29. Do you wear contacts?
Nope, I see perfectly

30. FAVORITE PET?
My 7 Mini schnauzers and My Yorkie

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies!

32. THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Mr. Woodcock

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Purple

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Both.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT
Apple cobbler

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Who knows

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
see 37

39. What book are you reading now?
I'm not

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
It's all black

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
Mr. Woodcock

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
My children sleeping

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
If I HAVE to choose.....the Beatles

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Florida

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can roll my tounge like a snake and move my nose like a bunny

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Houston

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
anyones

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
7:23 P. M.

fill this out or I'll tourment you.

Subject: LET'S HAVE SEX...

LET'S HAVE SEX!' GAME" Face it, we all know that there is at least one
person on our IM list that we want to have sex with . So let's play the "Let's
have sex Game." The rules are simple. If you want to have sex with the person who
sends this to you, you reply to them with "lets have sex." The twist is you
have to send this message to everyone on your buddy list and see who
sends you back the messgae "lets have sex'". Good luck. You know if you get
it you are cute. If you get it twice you are a hottie. Three times you
are sexy, four times or more, then you are just plain sexy

**(SORRY, I had to do it---I was dared... and its all for laughs anyways)**

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me

we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.Ks are
""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love.
Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you
Get 2 back-You have a couple true friends
Get 3 back-You aight
Get 4 back-Your loved
Get 5 back-Your adored
Get 6r more-Damn your a celebrity!

Sexiest Picture ...Come on it's fun....dare you!!!!
The Sexy Picture game.
The object of the game is.....

1.) Go to the profile of the person who sent you this message

2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE"

* * NOW THE FUN PART * *
3.) Repost this and see how many comments you get on your picture

Love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is

ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU


SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............

1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN
2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY
3=PPL LIKE YOU
4= PPL LOVE YOU
5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU
6= FREAKIN POPULAR


I'm sending this autograph to all my friends here on MyYearBook. Yeah! Like L$7.00 per autograph you get. So copy this, send to your friends and see how many you get back. The more friends you have, the more chance you have of getting those L$'s if you're low.

Yeah I know it takes a time to do this if you have a lot of friends

""TODAY IS HOT LOOKING FRIENDS DAY
AND BABE UR ONE HOT LOOKING FRIEND
SEND THIS TO ALL UR SEXIEST FRIENDS
(EVEN ME )
IF U GET 6 BACK
6=HOTT
5=OKAY
4=SOME WAT OKAY
3=A LIL BETTER NOT SO BAD LOOKIN
2=WELL, YOUR LUCK IS GETTING BETTER
1=SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK

""""^^^^^^^^^^^^| |
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY LIST! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT YOU HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE REALLY SEXY. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SEXY...
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK ARE SEXY...

-IF YOU GOT 1 BACK THEN YOU ARE UGLY PEOPLE, JUST SENT YOU THIS TO BE NICE
-IF YOU GOT 2 BACK YOU'RE BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF YOU GET 3 BACK YOU'RE OKAY
-IF YOU GET 4 BACK THEN YOU'RE PRETTY
-IF YOU GET 5 BACK THEN YOU'RE FREAKIN SEXY
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE #1 FINEYou have just been blown a kiss! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

if you receive

1 - 3( ur ugly)

3 - 6 ( ur ok )

6 - 12 ( ur sweet)

12-15 (ur pretty)

15-18 (ur beautiful)

18-21 (ur hot!!)

21-25 (ur top 1 hot & sexy)

hey
Kapow! You've been slapped on the Ass If you get 1-3 back ur Hot! 4-6 ur Sexy! 7-12 ur Ass is mine! Start Slappin. I better get this back

TODAY IS HOT ASS FRIEND DAY
AND U R ONE HOT ASS FRIEND
SEND THIS TO ALL UR SEXIEST FRIENDS
(EVEN ME )
IF U GET 6 BACK
6=HOTT
5=OKAY
4=SOME WAT OKAY
3=A LIL BETTER NOT SO BAD LOOKIN
2=UGLY
1=FUCKIN UGLY
IF U GET THIS MORE THEN 6 TIMES ITS MEANS UR ONE SEXI BABE