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(928): Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.


(516): I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory

(425): You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.

(530): you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.

(203): I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.

(954): you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.

(419): i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

(626): Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

(860): You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"

(807): I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.