i am sensitive, i like to make people laugh and smile! I am looking for true love!! I like to read watch movies, listen to music, go to the movies, go to the beach and listen to the waves and watch the stars! spend time with the ones I love. now I love to go to the movies with my hunny! and spend time with him!
If you can jump off of it, you've already done it and have spent more time in the air than most pilots. You're almost clinically insane for the amount of damage you inflict on yourself to please the crowd and the creative ways you've thought of to take out your opponent. The ladies do love you for it, though. Be careful up there!
I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
THIS BATTLE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME,ITS THIS IS MY SISTER NESSA, SHES DOWN AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT!! IF YOU WOULD PLEASE VOTE REQUEST<------IT SAY NEW GET MORE VOTES THEN SUPER VOTE WHICH IS NEXT TO VOTE FOR HER I WILL RETURN ALL FAVORS JUST HIT ME UP! REMEMBER( BLUE ) FOR GOTTI AND TY SO MUCH FOR YOUR VOTE AND TIME, HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND !!:)