A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
WELL GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE...AND HOW ARE YOU? YES IM UP VERY VERY EARLY TODAY..I CAN TAKE IT THAT YOUR WEEK WENT WELL..THIS BEAUTIFUL SEXY SATURDAY IS NOW UPON US...WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? AS I ALWAYS SAY HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, WEITHER WITH THE FAMILY FRIENDS OF JUST TAKING CARE OF YOU MAKE SURE YOU ARE HAPPY AND SATISFIED WHEN IT IS ALL SAID AND DONE...LIFE IS SHORT LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE...TREAT THIS DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST...HAVE A WONDERFUL AND BLESSED DAY..PS IF YOU CAN FIND THE TIME CALL AN OLD FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER THAT YOU HAVE NO SPOKEN TO IN AWHILE...CHECK ON THEM SEE HOW THERE DOING I KNOW YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS...ALWAYS SENDING LUV HUGS AND KISSES *_*