Im a pretty simple guy and get along with most people. Please do not posts your battles on my profile they will be deleted. Im here to have a good time and i take nothing serious so lighten up. If i buy a picture it's to make profit. Thanks
hi plz watch the video i made its on my page and tell me in a flirt what u think also add me to ur family as ur dirty lil secret thanks=] muahz u are so awesome i tell u thanks for all ur love and support i hope u like the lunch money i give u everyday also plz add me to ur top friends muahz
want Hug Certificate for You! This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty on the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain you could call your very own; a place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain or catch a rainbow fair, but let me be what I know best, a friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you.) You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off! If you receive this back 2 times. You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend! If you receive this back 4 times ..... You are popular I wanna be just like you. If you receive this back 5 times or more, there are angels watching over you....
pink is for...;) hey babys heres some pics for u i hope u like them plz message me in my inbox or flirts i cant sleep and i wanna talk also add me to ur family as ur wetwet by going to my page and clicking family then where it says other click that and write lil wet wet in there thanks hun dont forget to hit me up and let me know i cant sleep and im the only one awake:) also let me know if the battle on my page is over hun and the sticker i just gave u i may put as my background i have hotter ones but dont wanna get introuble add my 1 and second friend im gonna put some hotter ones on there and my other backups some are in my top i have to add the rest ill let u know, plz dont keep me waiting tell me when u added me as ur wet wet:)
I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"