JUGGALOS VS. FRIENDS--
Friends: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalos: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friends: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalos: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friends: Asks you for your number.
Juggalos: Asks you for their number.
Friends: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalos: Always has your back.
Friends: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalos: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friends: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalos: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friends: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalos: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friends: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalos: Bums you his last pack
Friends: Is there when you need them
Juggalos: Is there even when you don't need them
Friends: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalos: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friends: Hides you from the cops
Juggalos: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friends: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalos: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friends: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalos: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friends: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalos: Already knew but really could care less
Friends: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalos: Helped you kill that asshole
Friends: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalos: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friends: Tells you when his parents doesn't want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalos: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever