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A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this check here for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I couldn't stand it." The man says "Hey alls what I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank is depositing this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"



One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!" later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. she said "Father, my boys just won't stop talking in vulgar words and I don't know what to do." the priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?" the priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception." The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast. Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles." The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door. shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet. his mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"

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As we sit around the Table Passing around a Glorious Feast

As we are thankful for all our Friends and Family

As we are Talking Watching Football on TV

There are those who are Awaiting for the Sound of Freedom and Peace



Across the Ocean in a Desert of Sand

There are so many who just want to hold the hands

Feel the Love that families do share

Across the Ocean they are fighting for Peace

So that over here we can enjoy a bountiful Feast



As we watch the little ones Play

As we dance with our hearts shining Bright

Remember those who are overseas fighting to give us this Right

Many forget how we got this far Many forget What price is Paid

Just so we can share with Friends and Family



Oh how we sing and we try to forget

But there are those who are creating this

They are fighting to keep Peace alive

Let's remember those who fight for our Rights



They have a moon shining overhead and a sun beating down

They Don't have the Family near that they surely do Love

They Don't have the Joy of Friends or Family

They are Fighting to keep the Dream of Freedom and Peace



We sing Peace on Earth and Joy to the World

But let's Not Forget how or Why

Remember those who are paying the Ultimate Sacrifice

They are Shining each and Everyday so Peace and Freedom

Shines Bright our Way so in This Time of Joy Remember those

Who make it all come true Remember The Ones

Who are Fighting So We Can Fly Our Red White And Blue



(Tony Kenyon 2009)

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