You're sexy and you definitely like to dress your alcohol up, but you’re still a party monster. So where does that leave you? With sex on the beach of course. This is the type of drink that can take you down, with out feeling like you're a total alcoholic. You like to dress yourself up, but deep down inside you know that you’re ready to get out there and get wild. So grab your sex on the beach and party down party person.
You are often dark, maudlin and morose. The color of your personality color, or lack there of, is black. Not only is black a symbol of sadness, it is also the color of deep mystery. You are deep inside and difficult to figure out immediately. There are a great many layers to you and for those that are prepared to dig beneath the initial surface of despair maybe surprised at the personality they find beneath. So don’t hold it all in all the time, but allow others to plum the depth of your soul. There is greatness to be discovered down below.
Either you’ve had it or you haven’t. Regardless, this seems to be the only thing you ever think about. It’s not about the jokes or the crude comments, it’s about imagining almost everyone you’re standing across from completely naked. Whoooaaa!!! You need to slow down there cowboy. Life is not just in the bed. If you truly want to make sex a meaningful experience, you have to connect with the person too. So try thinking of other things when you meet a new person in your life and maybe everything else will just fall into place.
Seductive and savvy you use your mind and your body to get what you want. Clearly you are a vampire. Lore has it, these soulless creatures walk the night hunting for blood of humans to sustain them. More notable than this was their ultimate ability to love a seduce. Early tales tell of a creature that haunt the ones they love and wreak havoc on their home towns until they are put to rest. You’re charming and cunning nature makes you most like the sultry creature of the night.
When you get into your car, you want to own the road. No one can match you when you're driving around. You're a feast for the eyes on the freeway, everyone's left in the dust behind your wheels. You make sure to make every moment of your life count when you're up and about.
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'