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John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy.

The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

His wife, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy.

Her note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'the lady in the kitchen.' His note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, His wife answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs.'

Her note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!

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In Love With You...

I know that I'm
in love with you,
for no one moves me
like you do.
I've never needed
someone so much.
I awake trembling,
yearning for your touch.
Each day I'm lost
to a tender fantasy,
of kissing your lips,
feeling you touching me.
I see us caught up
in sweet desire,
hearts entwined,
and full of fire.
Yes, I'm in love
with you,
which is why I
want you
like I do.
And all in my world
would be right,
if you were here
to love tonight.

LOve Kent


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