I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu. Now get your mind off SEX. Have a great Day!

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled, and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!

Have A Great ..Safe Weekend!! Do Everything I Would Do and More!!

Cheap Thrill Thursday!! Get ya some!!

Hump Day...I dont even know what Hump means ....LOL

Too Much Fun Tuesday!! lol

Monday Madness $$LM$$....Have a great day Friend!

Relax..Enjoy the day...Monday is lurking in!!

Profile luv for Saturday!! Hugs! Have a great weekend!

$$LM$$ for my Crazy Friends!! Thanks for all you do..and have a kick azz weekend!! woo hoo!

Thrill me Thursday....Gimme all your $$LM$$ .....lmao

Hump Day Greetings and $$LM$$ From Me to You My Friend!!

its TA TA Tuesday...reach out n touch some!! LOL but make sure its ok..things like this can put u in jail!!! lmao

Monday Madness Money!! Cuz u deserve it!

Sunday is here...enjoy it before Monday comes and messes it up!!