im a very openminded person who likes to meet new ppl and learn new things i dont judge ppl for there outside apperance i go for the inside there hearts when i call ppl my friends that means there like family i would do anything for them i dont like fake ppl and i dont allow them in my world im really into true crime books and movies and i love vampire myth and lore thats me !!!!!!!!!!
This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.
The guy is pretty upset by this and persists, but the bartender keeps saying no. Finally the guy asks, "Well isn't there anything that you can give me?" The bartender says, "I've got this parrot over there in the corner, sitting on a perch, with no legs.
The guy interested by this asks how the parrot stays on the perch with no legs. The bartender tells the guy that the parrot just raps his dick around the perch.
The guy is amazed by this and agrees to take the bird home. On the trip home he asks the parrot if he can talk. The parrot says, "Sure I can talk!"
The guy thinks for a second and then says, "I've got a job for you. I have to go to work tomorrow and my wife will be home alone all day long. I want you to watch her and tell me everything that happens while I'm gone. The only person other than my wife scheduled to be there is the milk man."
The parrot agrees to watch the man's wife. The next morning the guy leaves for work, leaving only his wife and the parrot at home. Later that evening the man returns home and asks the parrot what his wife did all day.
Parrot: "Within an hour after you left the milk man appeared. Your wife walked to the door, dressed in her bathrobe and let him in. Right away they started kissing!"
Man: "Then what happened after that?"
Parrot: "They started taking each other's clothes off."
Man: "And then what?"-getting more angry
Parrot: "Your wife started jacking him off!"
Man: "What next?"-really steamed by this time
Parrot: "She started giving him a blow job!"
Man: "And what then, did they do anything else?"
Parrot: "I don't know by that time I got a hard on, and fell off my perch!"
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
Stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was
Perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
Poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
8 - 15 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to
Taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter
Salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
Baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven
Door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?