I'm a plus size single mother of 3 wonderful children. If you don't like that then I am not for you. I am new to Myrtle Beach would like to find some friends maybe more , To be clear with you, I seek a man who adds value to my life as I add value to his. Yes I am seeking a partner in my life, however we must start somewhere and this means friends I like to meet and talk, ask and answer questions so we can each start to get to know each other.
In sleep your Dreams were my Dreams
And at times I really felt you breath on my face
All these many more wonderful things happened
Because a sharing of our hearts took place
I gave you my heart to look after for just one night
Because I trusted you and new for it you would care
But This Morning when you returned my heart
I noticed a very small tear
With stitches oh so small around this tear
Little was i to know Its was because
You had placed something there
You took a little piece of my heart
And replaced it with a piece of yours
Now you are with me every where I go
And in everything that I do
Because of that night
I shared my heart and entrusted it to you
For me this was the nicest thing that could ever be
For it showed me that you
Really cared for me
Now in life my heart beats true
With one for me and one for you.
HELLO HOPE YOUR DAY IS A GOOD ONE WELL I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS BUT SO MANY PEOPLE ASKING FOR HELP WITH BATTLES I CAN'T KEEP UP TO MAIL SO IF YOUR INTERESTED IN GROUPS AT ALL I HAVE STARTED COUPLE AND CAN GET TO YOUR BATTLES EASIER BUT I AM STILL TRYING THROUGH MAIL JUST SOME OVER BY TIME I GET TOO THEM SORRY WELL ANY WAY HERE THEY ARE
I ain't touchin' it
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
The Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"