many people will walk in and out of your life,but only true friends will leave footprint in your heart.To handle yourself,use your head;to handle others,use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays you once,it is his/her fault;if he or she betrays you twice,it is your fault.Great minds discuss ideas;average minds discuss events;small minds discuss people.He who loses money,loses much;he who loses a friend,loses much more;he who loses faith,loses all.Learn from the mistakes of others.You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.Yesterday is history.Tomorow is mystory.Today is a gift that's why they call it the present.[unknown]
SEX
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7 ... Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
"B VERY CAREFUL IF U MAKE A WOMAN CRY COZ GOD COUNTS HER TEARS. THE WOMAN CAME OUT OF A MAN'S RIB NOT FROM HIS FEET TO BE WALKED ON, NOT FROM HIS HEAD TO B SUPERIOR BUT FROM THE SIDE TO BE EQUAL, UNDER THE ARM TO B PROTECTED AND NEXT TO THE HEART TO BE LOVE"
Brymmie performing...Give Thanks @ The 2008 Montreal International Reggae Festival.Press play to view and listen...comments are welcome! ( :