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this guy was shoping at wegmans for about 10 minutes when he relized this old lady had been following him for a while now. he stops to ask her "why are you following me?"
she replies "you remind me of my son...."
"what happened to your son?"
"he died in an automobile accident.."
"oh dear im so sorry...is there anything i can do for you?"
"yes when i leave the store could you wave to me and say "bye mom"? it would make me feel great"
"of course i would love too" the man finishes shoping and goes up to the casheir about 2 people behind the woman, as she puts her bags of food in her cart and starts to stroll away the man says "good bye mom!!!" and waves. after all his items r wrung up the casheir says
"that'll b $167.99"
"WHAT??? how could that be?"
"your mother said you were buying"

..................................lol long and somewhat funny but not extremely funny. ill have a better one tomorrow.

When do you know when your too drunk to drive? when you swerve to miss a tree and realize its the air freshener.

hope you're having a great week!

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15yrs. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kissing her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While hes in there the husband tells his wife. "Listen this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! he probably spent lots of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck, if he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tells you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong hunny i love you." His wife responds; "he wasnt kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked is we had any vaseline. i told him it was in the bathroom. Be Strong hunny!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!"

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