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One day a neighbor of the blonde's goes over to her house and sees the blonde crying and asked her what had happened and the blonde said that her mother had passed away.

The neighbor made her some coffee and settled her down a little and then left.

The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying again.

The blonde replied with, 'I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!!!'



A lawyer was late for an appointment at his office and decided to run a stop sign. As luck would have it, a farmer was proceeding through on his tractor at that very moment, and there was a tremendous crash! Fortunately, no one was hurt.

The lawyer decided to go on the offense and jumped out of his car.

"You idiot!" he yelled. "Why weren't you paying attention? Now I'm gonna be late for my appointment. You better believe you're gonna regret this day!"

The farmer calmly surveyed the scene. "Look, young fella, you're all worked up. Neither one of us is hurt -- it's just our rides that are a little banged up," he said. Then he reached into his pocket, pulled out a hip flask and offered it to the lawyer. "Here, why don't you take a slug of this whiskey. It'll help you calm down."

After a moment, the lawyer accepted and took a deep drink. A bit later, he tipped up the flask and took another swig. Then he returned it to the farmer, who closed the flask and put it away.

"Don't you want any yourself?" asked the lawyer.

"Not just yet," answered the farmer. "I'll wait until after the police
leave."

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Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
Stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was
Perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
Poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. Turkey

1 cup melted butter

1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)

1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to
Taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter
Salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
Baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven
Door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

And, you thought I didn't cook.